Forge in the fires of my own Standard-issue Volcano Lair, a EVIIIIILL PLOT SWORD, and a EVIIIILLL set of PLOT ARMOR to match!
[1] YOUR EEEEEVIL MINIONS ACCIDENTALLY DROP IT FROM A CATWALK, THE EEEEVIL PLOT ARMOR LANDS ON YOUR HEAD, KNOCKING YOU UNCONSIOUS.
YES! T-SHIRT! #BESTARMOREVER!
USE SAID T-SHIRT TO STEAL PLOT SWORD!
[5] YOU CHARGE AT URIST, HOLDER OF THE PLOT SWORD!
Acquire a pistol and sword
look like this
[8] DONE. THEY GIVE YOU A BONUS EQUIVALENT TO THE PLOT SWORD.
IF YOU HAD AMMO.
FODDER CANNON UNTIL THEY CAN FODDER NO MORE
[3] YOU TAKE A CANNONBALL TO THE LEG. SAID LEG SAILS OFF IN AN ARC.
DESTROY THE VERY CONCEPT OF "PLOT ARMOR"
[3] AS YOU ARE ABOUT TO CAST THE SPELL TO DESTROY THE CONCEPT OF PLOT ARMOR, THE GM GUARDIAN [1 vs 8+1] DECAPITATES YOU IN A SINGLE STROKE.
RESPAWN?
SLAY THE PLOT DRAGON WITH THE PLOT SWORD!
[8] PLOT DRAGON DEAD. PLOT SWORD LEVELS UP INTO PLOT SWORD V2. SUDDENLY, A MAN ARMED WITH NOTHING BUT A T-SHIRT CHARGES YOU.
[2+2 vs 6-1] YOU ARE ASSAULTED WITH T-SHIRT AND BARE HANDS. FOR SOME REASON, YOU CANNOT LIFT THE PLOT SWORD V2 TO SWING.. PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU ARE UNDERLEVELED. LUCKILY, YOU STILL HAVE THE PLOT SWORD V2.
DESTROY THE VERY CONCEPT OF "PLOT ARMOR"
REINCARNATE AS GODZILLA AND DRIVE THE SCYTHER RACE EXTINCT!
[6] YOU REINCARNATE AS GODZILLA, AND BEGIN KILLING SCYTHERS.
DESTROY THE VERY CONCEPT OF "PLOT ARMOR"
REINCARNATE AS GODZILLA AND DRIVE THE SCYTHER RACE EXTINCT!
HAVE ARCEUS DEFEND THE SCYTHER RACE IF THE ABOVE SUCCEEDS
[1] ARCEUS TRIES TO DEFEND, BUT GETS REKT INSTANTLY.
Respawn as amnesiac. It is a proven method for becoming a hero.
[5] YOU RESPAWN AS HERO DESTINED TO KILL GODZILLA
Plot sword: grants the user +1 to all combat based rolls.
Plot sword V2: grants the user +2 to all combat based rolls.
Plot armor: All rolls opposing the user take -1.
Sweet chainmail: Chainmail. Sweet! has 25% chance to cause rolls opposing the user physically to take -1.
Bag of tactical nuke: when found, has a 50% chance of exploding. kills the holder on explosion, and has a 10% chance of killing another player from collateral damage.
GM guardian: defender of the game rules and meta. has +1 when defending the game rules and meta. 750/750 HP
Darkpaladin: Is the villain, and cannot use the plot armor. unconsious.
Orange Wizard: Is cannon fodder. missing a leg.
UristArrhenius: Has the plot sword V2. underleveled to use the plot sword V2.
LuckyKobold: Is godzilla, on a rampage of genocide.
Poketwo: Is dead, died by the blade of GM guardian.
Jiharo: Is an amesiac, destined to kill godzilla.
Nidlap: Is dead, died by collateral splash damage.
Peradon: wearing T-shirt for armor. currently attacking urist to get the plot sword V2.
Killerhellhound: has an awesome sword and pistol, but no ammo.
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