SLAP HIM AGAIN, THEN RUN
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YOU ARE STILL VERY ANGRY AT THE DICK COMMANDER FOR WIPING OUT YOUR FAMILY UNIT WHEN THEY MADE BROWNIES WITH NUTS INSTEAD OF CHOCOLATE CHIPS, AND HE BURNED DOWN THE JUNGLE CLEARING YOUR SWARM LIVED IN AFTER THAT. THEN ENSLAVED ALL NEARBY SWARMS 'CAUSE THEY MOST LIKELY HAD SOME OF THE GENES YOUR FAMILY UNIT HAD. THE POINT IS, HE IS MASSIVE DICK. SO YA SLAP HIM, THEN TO TROLL HIM EVEN MORE, IMMEDIATELY FLY OFF IN THE DIRECTION OF THE LAST SIGHTING OF LYEOS. HE WOULD BE
IMMENSELY FURIOUS RIGHT NOW, IF YOU HADN'T KNOCKED HIM INTO A COMA AFTER THAT LAST SLAP. NOW THE OTHER SCYTHERS ARE CONFUSED ABOUT IF THEY SHOULD TAKE HIM TO LOOTED POKECENTER, STILL ATTEMPT TO KILL YOU VIA TAXES, OR JUST GO AWAY TO ANOTHER SWARM THEN MODIFY THEIR BODES TO BE UNRECOGNIZABLE AS SUCH TO AVOID HIS INEVITABLE WRATH. THEY ARE LEANING ON THE LAST ONE.....
Apologize to the Masses, Tell him why Life seems to be obsessed with keeping me from using a Computer for more than 30 Minutes at a time and tell him I'll update the Eldritch Awesomeness Tomorrow.
"LK, If You Screw Up This Time, Your Soul Is Forfeit."
*Gulps Loudly.*
THIS IS NOT ACTION, AND YOU HAVE NOT UPDATED THE GAME IN WHILE. ALSO YOU ARE APOLOGIZING TO ME FOR WRONG THING. AND NO ONE IMPORTANT IS WATCHING .SO GIVE ME YA SOUL NOW!
Evolve again.
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YOU HAVE MEGA STONE. YOU ARE SCIZOR. SO YA MEGA EVOLVE! ONLY STIFFENS THE RESOLVE OF THE CHEAT POLICE, AS THEY SCREAMING ABOUT "Only Trainers can do mega evolution!" BAH! HUMAN FLESH MEATS EVOLVING! THATS SILLY! THEY ARE CLEARLY INSANE!
Opinion: The RTD's fun but it occasionally becomes too nonsensical and the mechanics of PvP just aren't very good. There's also the fact that we had to wait quite a while for the last update which took away from the fun, spontaneous nature of the RTD which is probably it's greatest strength.
MURDER THEM AND LOOT TO HOPEFULLY FIND HMS WHATEVER THEY ARE. EAT FIRST PREY AFTER LOOTING.
EDIT: Opinion: The misspellings you occasionally make are pretty funny. 
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YOU TRY TO DO THAT, BUT THEY SEEM TO BE THE FANS THAT ACTUALY PLAYED THE GAMES INSTEAD OF THE BANDWAGON NORMIES! SO THEY GO ON AN ORGASM OF HOW "TOTALY COOL" THE JUMPSCARE AND TACTICS ARE GOING TO BE FOR "TOTALY LAST GAME BEST GAME!" THIS IS GETTING YOU IMMENSELY DISTRACTED BY THE STUPIDITY AND THE SHEAR AMOUNT OF INPUT YOUR BRAIN IS GETTING! ARE ALL HUMAN CULTS LIKE THIS? YOU AREN'T GONNA TRY TO FALL TO BLOODLUST TRYING!
IT ALSO SEEMS YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT GM LAZYNESS THOUGH! THAT'S ENOUGH TO KEEP YOU FROM BECOMING
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Get captured by a trainer.
Free healthcare in the form of potions and Pokémon centers sounds awesome.
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NOPE, LYEOS SENSE OF REASON IS NOT HERE RIGHT NOW, PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE DEATH! *BOOP*
HIJACK SHINOMATIC AND BECOME THE SHINIEST SHINY
OPINION? IT'S... CRABBY
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SADDLY, SCYTHERS HAVE ONE BIG WEAKNESS COMPARED TO OTHER HUMANOIDS: THEY DON'T HAVE HANDS. OR ANY APENDAGES THAT CAN DO MUCH BESIDES CUT, OPERATE CERTAIN LEVERS, AND PUSH BUTTONS. TURNS OUT THE
SUPER SPECUIL SHINNY RAY IS OPERATED BY HAND-CRANK. STUPID 1920's STYLE MAFIA, GET WITH THE TIMES!
OH, AND YOU DO NOT HAVE THE MANUAL TOO IT AS WELL.
Cook some food for other Scythers
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YOU ARE ONE OF THE BEST COOKS IN THE GALAXY, AS PREPARING THE FOOD ON THE SCYTHIAN JUNGLE CONSTANAT FROM LOCAL INGREDIENTS TO BE
EDDIABLE IS A MIRACLE BY ITSELF, DOING IT REGUARLY IS PROOF OF BEING ONE OF THE GREAT SCYTHER CHEFS. AND WITH ACTUAL MEAT, IT IS THE STUFF OF LEGENDS ABOUT THE FOOD YOU COOK. SO YOU PREPARE AN WONDEROUS HUMAN-CLEFARY-ZUBAT-MILKTANK CRESSENT MEATBALLS ALONG WITH RYDON-ARON-HUMAN STEAK TOWER WITH FINALY A CHERUBI PIE WITH VANILLISH CREAM ON TOP. OH, AND SOME CONCOCTION OF HUMAN SODAS, LOCAL NECTERS, AND MILKTANK MILK AS DRINKS. YOU TAKE OUT THE FINAL COURSE AND THE HIGH RANKING SCYTHER GENERALS THAT CAME TO HERE EAT AND AFTER A FINE DINEING COME TO WONDEROUS PRAISE FOR YOUR FINE COOKING SKILLS, ALTHOUGH THERE ARE SOME COMPLAINTS REGARDING THE FEW HERBS USED ON THE FOOD AND HOW THERE ARE NO FRUIT OR OTHER PLANT STUFF TO HELP DIVERSAFY THE MEAL. YOU WOULD GO ON A KILLING SPREE BECAUSE OF THIS, BUT THE MEMORY OF "SCYRANDUS MC KINNNY THE FOLL" IS STILL IMPRINTED ON YOUR MIND. AND THE FACT THAT SCYTHER GENERALS ALSO HAVE TO BE VERY GOOD MELLEE COMBATANTS INCLUDING GOOD TATICAL SENSE IN ORDER TO NOT ONLY NOT BE CONSIDERED JUST A MEAR 'TACTITIAN' AND ALSO SURVIE FRONT LINE FIGHTING DOES NOT BODE WELL ABOUT YOUR FATE IF YOU CHOSE TO DO IT.
Fine. Leave everyone. Go to space. Build a space station. Have pet space dinosaur. Rule the Galaxy, with bacon.
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YOU ARE NOT A ROCKET SCIENTIST! YOU! ARE! A!
MOOK!
or whatever low level grunts should be called insteadFine. Leave everyone. Go to space. Build a space station. Have pet space dinosaur. Rule the Galaxy, with bacon.
NO! I HAVE BETTER IDEA! YOU ARE WORTHY OPPONENT!
>TEAM UP WITH PERADON AND GO INTO BUSINESS FELLING TREES AND SELLING LUMBER TO HUMANS!!!
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AND YOUR FORMER FOE DOES HAVE A GOOD IDEA......
Evolve all the other scythers
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EVERY SIGNAL SCYTHER DOES NOT WANT TO BECOME SLAVE TO HUMANS! THEY WANT TO EAT THEM, NOT DO "FRIENDSHIP!" OR WHATEVER THE BETA BRONY MASSES ARE SCREAMING OUT NOW!
use hyperbeam on ash. If he is wounded enough, steal his masterball and catch him with it.
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YOU HYPERBEAM ON A POOR LITTLE BRAT THAT JUST GOT A MASTERBALL BY HIS RICH PARENTS. NORMALLY, THIS WOULD BE TRAGIC (TO PATHETIC HUMANS!), BUT HE IS AN SJW. SO ITS GOOD. YOU THEN GET MASTER BALL, WHILE THE KID SCREAMS ABOUT PRIVLAGE, OPRUSSION, AND THREATS TO "DOX" YOU. MUST BE CRAZY, LIKE ALL HUMANS.
POKEBALLS. SCYTHERS. CATCHING. MAKE IT SO.
Kill this punk. With my sharps.
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NUZLOR ATTEMPTS TO GET ALL TRAINER ON THE WORLD. LUCKILY, AN SANE SCYTHER PATROL LED BY CAPTAIN NIPLAP SPOTS THE CRAZY MAD SCYTHER AND QUICKLY GOES TO PUT DOWN THE POOR FOOL FROM SUFFERING, BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE THE IDIOT MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO SPREAD. THESE SCYTHERS ARE DRUNK HOWEVER, AND SO ARE AT AN LARGE DISABILITY. HOWEVER, SINCE HE IS UNPURE NON MASTER RACE, IS BASICLY ONE OF THE WORST FIGHTERS EVER, AND IS BEATEN UP BY THE DRUNK PATROL.
AND NIPLAP, THE GM HAS NOT
ignored FORGOTON ABOUT YOUR POST, AND SO LACK OF BOLDING IS EXCUSED FOR COMPENSATION FOR PREVIOUS FUCK UP.
Become the 'Invincible', Mighty, Ash Ketchum. Take over Poke-World.
ROLL: YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW
TURNS OUT THE REASON WHY THE GM DIDN'T DO THE UPDATE FOR A LONG TIME AS INFACT TALONIS OVER HERE BROUGHT UP
Painful MEMORIES REGARDING SMURTHINGTAN THE HERD, MOSTLY ABOUT BUTMONKEY STATUS. ONLY AFTER RECENT SEQUAL THREAD WAS PUT UP WAS GM ABLE TO DISREGARD THIS MENTAL BLOCKAGE AND NOW CAN ACTUALY DO THE UPDATE. BECAUSE OF ALL THIS, YOU ARE THROWN INTO THE
DIMESNION OF ETERNAL COMBAT AND HAVING THE WORLD'S SUFFERING PUT OPON YOU!
I HAVE RETURNED TO THIS LITTLE GAME. EXPECTING THE USUAL NEWBS TO COME NOW TO SEE HOW A REAL MINIMALISM RTD IS DONE!
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