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Village formerly known as Waybridge
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The entire barony!
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Author Topic: Simple Folk of Erioth Stage III: Improving the Barreny: Turn 47  (Read 68805 times)

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Re: Simple Folk of Erioth Stage I: Rabbellion: Turn -2: Easter in Diablo
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2015, 03:06:17 am »

Find some paracute pants. Or armor.
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Re: Simple Folk of Erioth Stage I: Rabbellion: Turn -2: Easter in Diablo
« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2015, 02:22:03 pm »

Turn -1: First Blood!

Break the end off to make it sharp. Then go stab that cow in the head!

[1d4=3] You manage to turn your bottle into a stabby-stab.  [1d4 + 1 = 2] vs [1d5 vs 5] Unfortunately you take a blow to the head from the hoof of the cow, and your brains do a great imitation of confetti.
Deceased

Get a bit of cloth or something, for later use as a bandage.

[1d4=3] You find some grimy looking cloth that you suppose could be used to patch up a wound.

Find some paracute pants. Or armor.

[1d5=5] You find a leather jerkin of reasonable quality outside a hunstman’s hut. [8] No skill increase.

Apply buisness end of axe to nearby herbivorous wildlife

[1d4 + 1 = 3] vs [1d5=1] You manage to land the first solid hit on the bovine enemy, cutting into it’s flank. No skill gain.

Find more sticks to make arrows, begin moving towards the castle

[1d4 = 2] You have sticks, but they aren’t exactly sharp.

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[-] You reorient yourself and stand up.
+1 HP

Orlo Talbus joins the peasant uprising.

The gate opens to a young woman leaving, very slowly, with a basket in her hands. Two guards are posted right now, and both appear shocked to see a crowd of peasants rushing towards the castle. Worship is still taking place, and until then, provided no alarm is raised, these two men are the only ones aware anything is wrong.

You have 4 turns until worship ends.

 
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Re: Simple Folk of Erioth Stage I: Rabbellion: Turn -2: Easter in Diablo
« Reply #17 on: February 13, 2015, 02:30:23 pm »

Name: Lork Pedelbum
HP: 2/2 [-2]

Skills&Stats:
Attacks at 1d4
Blocks 0

Inventory:
Peasant clothes
No money

Valor: 0
Honor: 0

Find a weapon........

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Re: Simple Folk of Erioth Stage I: Rabbellion: Turn -2: Easter in Diablo
« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2015, 02:57:25 pm »

Shoot one of the guard's from a distance
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Re: Simple Folk of Erioth Stage I: Rabbellion: Turn -2: Easter in Diablo
« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2015, 02:58:50 pm »

Apply axe to guard face
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Re: Simple Folk of Erioth Stage I: Rabbellion: Turn -2: Easter in Diablo
« Reply #20 on: February 13, 2015, 03:31:26 pm »

I'm
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Re: Simple Folk of Erioth Stage I: Rabbellion: Turn -2: Easter in Diablo
« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2015, 04:09:04 pm »

Bite the first guard.
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Re: Simple Folk of Erioth Stage I: Rabbellion: Turn -2: Easter in Diablo
« Reply #22 on: February 13, 2015, 04:14:35 pm »

Smash guards with hammer.
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Re: Simple Folk of Erioth Stage I: Rabbellion: Turn -2: Easter in Diablo
« Reply #23 on: February 13, 2015, 05:20:04 pm »

Name: Lork Pedelbum
HP: 2/2 [-2]

Skills&Stats:
Attacks at 1d4
Blocks 0

Inventory:
Peasant clothes
No money

Valor: 0
Honor: 0

Find a weapon........

((Also, you should have a spoiler showing how people have died....))
((Your shame shall be recorded. :) ))
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Re: Simple Folk of Erioth Stage I: Rabbellion: Turn -1: Easter in Diablo
« Reply #24 on: February 13, 2015, 07:44:35 pm »

Find a one-handed weapon and attack a guard while it's distracted by another peasant.
« Last Edit: February 13, 2015, 07:49:30 pm by Andres »
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Re: Simple Folk of Erioth Stage I: Rabbellion: Turn -1: Easter in Diablo
« Reply #25 on: February 13, 2015, 08:53:43 pm »

Please waitlist me as:

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Re: Simple Folk of Erioth Stage I: Rabbellion: Turn -1: Easter in Diablo
« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2015, 01:36:19 am »

Turn 1: Armed to the Teeth

Bite the first guard.

[1d4=2] vs. [1d4+1=2] You grab the guards arm and try biting him, though you only serve to distract him. Fortunately, your vicious attack caught him off guard, and he can’t respond properly.

Smash guards with hammer.

[1d4+1=4] vs [1d4+1=2] You bring your hammer towards the guard’s head, but only manage to strike his shoulder.
Guard B at 2 HP

Apply axe to guard face

[1d4 + 1 = 4] vs [1d4+1=3] Your axe scrapes off the guard’s armor, and as it strikes the stone next to him the head falls off.

Shoot one of the guard's from a distance

[1d4-1=1] vs [1d4+1=5] Your arrow misses its target, gliding past the guard, but you think you have a better handle on aiming now.
Attack skill increase

-Nidilap-
[-] You continue to rest as the cow runs away.
+1 HP

Find a one-handed weapon and attack a guard while it's distracted by another peasant.
[1d4=1] You can’t even find a stone before the crowd jostles you up against a guard. [1d4=4] vs [1d4+1=2] You embrace the momentum you have and slam yourself into a guard which appears to have another peasant gnawing on its arm. Taking your cue from him, you bite the guard's ear off. It seemed like the most accessible piece...
Guard A at 2HP

The throng of peasants seems to be overwhelming the two solitary guards, despite a lack of equipment and ability. There is urgency to the situation despite this upper hand, however.
You have 3 turns until worship ends.

 
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Re: Simple Folk of Erioth Stage I: Rabbellion: Turn 1: Armed to the Teeth
« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2015, 01:43:02 am »

Steal one of the guard's weapons while they're being held down by the crowd and use it on the same guard.
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Re: Simple Folk of Erioth Stage I: Rabbellion: Turn 1: Armed to the Teeth
« Reply #28 on: February 14, 2015, 03:13:43 am »

Put on the leather jerkin I found earlier, then attack the other living guard, unless that would risk attacking other peasants.
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Re: Simple Folk of Erioth Stage I: Rabbellion: Turn 1: Armed to the Teeth
« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2015, 08:10:28 am »

beat the guard with the wooden handle that is left of the axe! for the rabbellion!
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