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[Baleur]

I'm a big fan of this artifact, considering how early the fort is.
Sadly it isnt vomit-proof.





I mean, how does this even happen? The fort has been swimming in hundreds of booze and cherry wine, a fresh river runs right outside our gate, ten fishermen are happily catching so many fish that they are rotting by the dozens on the riverbanks.
Yet my Mayor, in his splendid apartment with an artifact door worth 98000, is somehow forced to drink vomit? 
The comedy in this game, by its sheer random nature, still amuses me. 

[Button]

Is there any vomit in the river?

Perhaps he drank from the river in a place where he didn't realize there was vomit.

[FallenAngel]

I'm wondering why he was forced to drink water without a well.
Maybe he's an elven spy?

[Naryar]

He probably drank water laced with vomit, yes.

Or maybe he is retarded ?

[pisskop]

He probably drank water laced with vomit, yes.

Or maybe he is retarded ?

This.  All of it.  He drank water laced with vomit, and likely incurred the penalty associated with drinking other materials in water.  Like clay laced water.

He drank laced water.  And is retarded.  But mental acuity isn't exactly a dwarven racial trait.

[TheHossofMoss]

He probably drank water laced with vomit, yes.

Or maybe he is retarded ?

This.  All of it.  He drank water laced with vomit, and likely incurred the penalty associated with drinking other materials in water.  Like clay laced water.

He drank laced water.  And is retarded.  But mental acuity isn't exactly a dwarven racial trait.

"Bearist McGrills was delighted after drinking his own piss."

[Baleur]

"Bearist McGrills was delighted after drinking his own piss."

Could happen! If only drinks (beer, rum, wine) could be spilled on the ground like water.
Still waiting for the piss and shit update to DF. You thought it was bad in Pixel Piracy, oh just wait.. All those cats and dwarven babies.

On a "serious" note though, thanks guys. That must be the cause.
I had the first migrant wave consist of about 20-30 people. ONE of which has a baby, a baby which is horribly cave adapted and puked upon first seeing the sun (when they were first walking into my fort!).
This baby, being carried by its mother fisherman, is still to this day, puking left and right everywhere he is carried.
I have vomit covering my walls, bridge and main entrance hallway, central stairway, dining hall, vomit dripping down the masterwork chairs, vomit soaking into the weavers and clothiers workshops, vomit spread on the engraved walls and floors of my statuary garden + burial tomb chamber.

I'm going to have to put him to sleep. There's no other way.
Vomit on my engraved walls, thats one thing. But vomit in my mayors water, then it's personal.

[draeath]

Huh, sounds like a human baby to me!

[Baleur]

Otaku-dwarf-child, spending so much time in the fort watching anime that he/she can't handle the sunlight.

[Skullsploder]

Station the mother in a small room with food and booze, aboveground. EVENTUALLY it will stop puking.

Although that is an horrifically humane solution by DF standards.