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[IronyOwl]

This is the mighty tower of Azal'Thazul. Located overlooking the savage Blood Plains, the tower serves to protect the mighty kingdom from barbarian incursions and other such unpleasantness.

Nobody has heard anything from it in months.


Enter this handsome devil. This valiant captain of justice is you, selected to lead an expedition to determine what, if anything, has gone wrong, and if possible correct it.


To aid in this endeavor, you have been granted some valiant kingdom soldiers. 50 common infantry, plus 5 magically-inclined Brightsouls and 5 martially-inclined Darkhearts.


But enough about them, back to you. Is there any biographical information you would like to declare at the clerk notarizing this expedition before you depart? What about special requests or other such nonsense?

[~Neri]

As a request. Tell that pink mage to put some pants on. Specifically metal pants. So her legs don't get chopped off. We ain't gonna carry her if she gets her legs chopped off.

[Peradon]

Yeah... we may all want to put pants on.....

Also, our name is Julian Maximilian Eropia XXIII, decended from a long line of Eropia's, a proud heritage of generals!

[~Neri]

Yes. Everybody should put pants on. And find some sleeves. So our arms don't get hacked off.

[NAV]

And get some helmets.

[IronyOwl]

Ah yes! You wish it formally noted that your name is Julian Maximilian Eropia XXIII, latest and greatest in a long line of mighty generals.


And as a mighty Eropia, you have orders for your lead Brightsoul- putting on metal pants so her legs don't get chopped off. And sleeves to protect her arms. And a helmet because they look awesome.

She tries to tell you that that's "really stupid," but as an experienced general you'll be having none of that and order her to hurry up.


Some spare helmets and cheap pipes later, and your special forces are ready to go!

There were, sadly, not enough pipes to go around for your basic infantry.

[3man75]

To the TOWER!!

Make sure our guys are ready for ambushes along the way too.

[Peradon]

To the TOWER!!

Make sure our guys are ready for ambushes along the way too.

+1

[LuckyKobold]

While Singing Epic Ballads of How Awesome we are on the Way. Constantly. At The Top Of Our Lungs. Force the Troops To Listen before they sleep every night to Bolster their Loyalty.

[ShadowHammer]

To the TOWER!!

Make sure our guys are ready for ambushes along the way too.

+1

+1

[Andres]

We should also put on some metal pants, sleeves, and helmet as well.

[Cheesecake]

Also let's get to know our troops. Talk to the lead brightsoul and the lead darkheart and learn more about them.

[Yoink]

We don't need armour, we're the LEADER! And we need to look cool to lead effectively.

[Cheesecake]

We don't need armour, we're the LEADER! And we need to look cool to lead effectively.

Maybe a magnificent mask with some way to change our voice to make it really deep?

[IronyOwl]

This is really stupid.


But no matter, for the time has come for you and your loyal forces to depart!

However, there is one thing forces on the march simply cannot do without...


The sound of your glorious voice!

Naturally, your soldiers assist in the instrumentals. They've heard it a thousand times before, of course.


You ask your lead Darkheart and Brightsoul what they think of your magnificent and relentless singing, but their responses are far too lukewarm for them to have heard it properly. Poor things, probably distracted by raw terror at what lays ahead.

You're not sure what to ask them next. Queries about your magnificent cape and roguish good looks yield similarly little information about them, save that their eyesight does not appear particularly good.