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[Sithlordz]

Because your project might slack and not do you otherwise.
No I don't know what that means.

Give me one good reason to throw a gold coin at someone and hope their head flies off.

[Dwarfaholic]

You'll magically become both faster, more famous and better at throwing stuff.

No wait, that makes sense. Dammit!

Anyways, give me one good reason to delete DF.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Because it's the old version and you're about to download the new one.

Give me one good reason not to invent a perpetuum mobile.

[Gulfd'An]

Why would you invent a spelling mistake? "perpetual"

Why should I not spell all the words in my next post wrong? (even if I do that already)

[Datablue]

Because you don't have a good reason to.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't sell my kidney for rent money.

[Gulfd'An]

Because you can sell your freinds cats kidney on ebay and they'll never know.

Give me one good reason not to sell my freinds cat's kidney on ebay for computer money.

[Dwarfaholic]

It's money that would be better spent on donations to Toady anyways.

Give me one good reason not to write my next post completely in bold.

[Impending Doom]

Because I  already did that.

Give me one good reason to eat nachos.

[Cthulhu]

You're stupid like that.

Give me one good reason to post this.

[Squeegy]

Because you're stupid.

Give me one good reason not to-- EVERYTHING I SAY IS A LIE

[Sithlordz]

Because everything you say is a lie, you liar.

Give me one good reason not to press the Big Red Button.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Because I will press the Big Blue Button, negating its effect.

Give me one good reason not to write a trojan virus that secretly downloads DF to every office computer in existence.

[Helmaroc]

Because you should make it download it to EVERY computer in existence.

Give me one good reason not to cut up my chair with a chainsaw.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Because you can use a bandsaw to make a jigsaw out of it.

Give me one good reason not to construct a portable cold fusion reactor.

[Sithlordz]

Because you could make a portable warm fusion reactor.

Give me one good reason not to make myself into an omnipotent being of pure energy.