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[LSTAR]

Because you don't like him anyway  

Give me one reason not to end this. Right here. Right now.

[Helmaroc]

Because it is no longer 'right now'.

Give me one good reason not to stop feeding my pooping cat.

[Sithlordz]

Because it'd eat your shoes instead.

Give me one good reason to cut my toenails.

[Dwarfaholic]

Because they're already growing out of your socks. Honestly, if you don't clip your nails, at least change your socks. Please. The neighbours are suffering.

Give me one good reason not to kill all my dwarves by driving them to a spiral of berserkness and starvation. Just one. I dare you.

[Cthulhu]

Because you never thought you would see a tantrum resonance cascade, let alone create one.

Give me one reason to play this WH40k demo I just got.

[Dwarfaholic]

It's a good game?

Give me one good reason NOT to edit my posts to make you all look dumb.

[Cthulhu]

We don't need help with that.

Give me one good reason not to shoot laser beams from my eyes.

[Dwarfaholic]

Despite it's coolness, we aren't sure yet what laser does to the eyes.

Give me a reason not to add a smily.

[Cthulhu]

It's rabid.

Give me one reason not to use obscure usage of the word "effect" to leave traps for lesser Grammar Nazis.

[Sithlordz]

Because the effect of that would be negligible.  

Give me one good reason not to turn my George Bush Talking Doll Thing into a sentient being using voodoo and use it to take over the world.

[Cthulhu]

Because sentient dolls can't take over worlds.

Give me one good reason to answer previous question with something Bush-bashing.

[Sithlordz]

Because Bush is easy to bash.

Give me one good reason not to insert a Bushism here.

[Cthulhu]

Because it's mainsteam, and you play Dwarf Fortress.  If you're going to make Bushisms, go play Halo or Counter-Strike.

Give me one good reason to start a new fort, after the disastrous results of my last. (We landed in an empty field of silt, I forgot lumber, and my engraver got it over with by jumping into a pond.

[ February 12, 2008: Message edited by: Muffles ]

[Dwarfaholic]

You might succeed even better this time!

Give me one good reason to play with legos all day instead of reading for the test  tomorrow.

[Cthulhu]

Legos are coolsauce.

Give me one good reason not to drink every can of diet mountain dew in this house (60 cans)