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[Impending Doom]

You'll never have to mow it again. Besides, who dosen't want a nice, big !!lawn!! out front?

Give me one good reason not to bush this big, shiny red button that says "do not push"

[Wooty]

Because it's hooked up to the floodgate behind you.

Give me one good reason to buy a pet rock.

[PTTG??]

Because it takes forever to house-train them.

Give me one good reason not to blare the DF theme music at 20,000 Decibels at 2:00 AM.

[Wooty]

Why blare it at 20,000 when you can blare it at 50,000?

Give me one good reason not to build a tower out of electrum.

[Dwarfaholic]

Because you don't got what it takes.  :cool:

Give me one good reason not to click "Add reply",

[Wooty]

Why add a reply at a different forum when you can post reply at this one?

Give me one good reason to add mustard to a sandwich.

[Helmaroc]

Because it's Grey Poupon mustard.

Give me one good reason to make some soup.

[Sithlordz]

If you don't make soup, you'll have to drink your own piss. Wouldn't want that, would you?

Give me one good reason to shoot PTTG in the face.

[Dwarfaholic]

That annoying "!" at the end of his name.

Give me one good reason not to play Dwarf Fortress.

[Armok]

There are none. Blasphemy.

Give me one good reason to kill you.

[Helmaroc]

Blood for the blood god!

Give me one good reason not to eat pizza.

[Gulfd'An]

Because if you eat it then i can't?

Give me one good reason to.... to... to not think of anything to ask for a reason about!

[Pnx]

Because then you would be forced to play the meta-forum game.
Give me one good reason to start posting stuff here again.

[LSTAR]

Because if you don't, someone will only post a new forum game! For the sake of the children, Pnx! FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN!

Give me one good reason NOT TO TALK IN BLOCK CAPITALS FOR THE REST OF THIS POST.

[Wooty]

Because you already did.

Give me one good reason to make the hulk angry.