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[Cthulhu]

Oil companies are raping it and tearing away its natural beauty.

Give me one good reason why I should care about starving children.

[Helmaroc]

quote:Originally posted by Muffles:
<STRONG>Oil companies are raping it and tearing away its natural beauty.</STRONG>

He said 'should'.

Because one day they'll grow up and get important government jobs, and then they'll remember how cruel you were to them.

Give me one good reason why I should care.

[Cthulhu]

quote:Originally posted by Helmaroc:
<STRONG>
He said 'should'.</STRONG>

I know  

Because if you don't, people will think you're emo.

Give me one good reason I shouldn't bomb Texas.

[a1s]

it'll use up a perfectly good bomb.

give me one good reason not to go to sleep.

[Cthulhu]

You'll miss the bombing of Texas.

Give me one good reason why EA should continue to exist.

[Sithlordz]

Because without them, cosmic balance between good and evil, specifically removing all evil, would be interrupted, thus ending the universe. Or something.

Give me one good reason not to turn a kitten into a nice hat/shirt ensemble.

[ February 10, 2008: Message edited by: Sithlordz ]

[Helmaroc]

Because it will do the saddest kitten-stare ever as you slice it up, and it will haunt you until you die.

Give me one good reason why I should learn to play guitar.

[Cthulhu]

Because you'll be able to look like a prick.

Give me one good reason not to play Halo.

[ February 10, 2008: Message edited by: Muffles ]

[Impending Doom]

Because then all that glorious time that could have been spent playing Dwarf Fortress will have gone to waste.

Give me one good reason not to replace my dial-up with something better.

[Cthulhu]

There isn't one.  Replace at once you incompetent f00.

Give me one good reason not to assassinate the leader of the kingdom my current adventurer is in.

[Fenrir]

Because...
because...

Because because because because because!
Because of the wonderful things he does!

Give me one good reason not to use DF to make a supercomputer with water, pressure plates, and flood gates.

[ February 10, 2008: Message edited by: Fenrir ]

[Cthulhu]

Because of Robot Overlords.

Give me one good reason not to send my current batch of dwarves out with nothing but one piece of mule meat, and make them fight over it.

[Impending Doom]

Because it's much more fun to watch them fight over a barrel of booze.

Give me one good reason not to chuck this hammerer and his thrice-damned hammer down the nearest chasm.

[Helmaroc]

Because it's better to dip him halfway in lava and then chuck him down a chasm.

Give me one good reason why sub sandwiches are so good.

[Wooty]

Because they are made with only the freshest ground pepper.

Give me one good reason to light my lawn on fire.