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Author Topic: New game: give me one good reason.  (Read 13468 times)

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New game: give me one good reason.
« on: February 10, 2008, 01:49:00 am »
New forum game. It goes like this:

Poster 1 :Give me one good reason not to buy that truck.
Poster 2 :The gas tank is made of cardboard and matches! Look out!
          Give me one good reason not to drink some wine.
Poster 3 :That wine was poisoned by a jealous Wine Sommelier!
          Give me one good reason not to huff kittens.

Everybody got it?

Give me one good reason not to run for president of the united states.

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Re: New game: give me one good reason.
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2008, 01:53:00 am »
Because nobody likes you.

Give me one good reason not to eat some waffles.

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Re: New game: give me one good reason.
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2008, 03:14:00 am »
Their not as sweet as cake.
Give me one good reason not to buy a new kitten and name him hitler
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Re: New game: give me one good reason.
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2008, 03:36:00 am »
It doesn't have a mustache.
Give me one good reason to vote this year.
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Re: New game: give me one good reason.
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2008, 03:58:00 am »
Because if you live in the united states your vote doesn't matter because of the stupid ELECTORAL system.

Give me one good reason not to overthrow the US government.

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Re: New game: give me one good reason.
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2008, 06:18:00 am »
That would be being too gentle.

Give me one good reason not to execute the nobles.

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Re: New game: give me one good reason.
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2008, 09:02:00 am »
Your major is also your legendary miner.

Give me one good reason not to burn you to a crisp.

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Re: New game: give me one good reason.
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2008, 09:06:00 am »
You don't have any salt?

Give me one good reason not to post this.

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Re: New game: give me one good reason.
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2008, 09:11:00 am »
Because I because you already did!

Give me one good reason not to live on a new york bench
(Cause the rents insane)

Give me one good reason to not do a remake of a hit movie!
(Because we saw it last week.)

Arg...ok!

Give me one reason to "Vote" republican.

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Re: New game: give me one good reason.
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2008, 10:01:00 am »
Because John McCain just might be a dissociative psychopath.

Give me one good reason not to fall asleep at my post.

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Helmaroc

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Re: New game: give me one good reason.
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2008, 10:31:00 am »
Because your boss watches you through tiny cameras.

Give me one good reason I shouldn't...um...dance!

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Re: New game: give me one good reason.
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2008, 11:26:00 am »
Because we hate you as it is.   :p

Give me one good reason not to eat a cookie.

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Re: New game: give me one good reason.
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2008, 12:43:00 pm »
Because it has been bound forever into the darkness.

Give me one good reason not to use a Mac.

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Helmaroc

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Re: New game: give me one good reason.
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2008, 12:54:00 pm »
Because then you can't play DF.

Give me one good reason not to play Cantr.

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Wooty

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Re: New game: give me one good reason.
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2008, 02:19:00 pm »
Becuase nobody is ever online. You will die alone and nakeds trying to punch deer.


Give me one good reason to move to Alaska.

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