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Cheddarius

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4815 on: January 26, 2010, 01:13:25 am »
Granted. It's corrupted in that it has become evil and strangles you to death.

I wish I had more time.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4816 on: January 26, 2010, 01:53:22 am »
Granted you are stuck in a time loop for one hundred years...

I wish for normal slugs to be put into Dwarffortress...
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« Reply #4817 on: January 26, 2010, 02:45:33 am »
granted but theyre vermin, eat your plants, and you cant get rid of them anyway.

I wish for lemons.
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# PowerGoal49, SCREAM BALL, (Future): Trolls take the captives and see if they can throw them all the way over the chasm to each other.
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SCREW EVERYTHING ELSE! I WANT THIS!

Hungry

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4818 on: January 26, 2010, 03:10:20 am »
Granted you have limeaide...contains no lemons...

I wish for a broken image...
« Last Edit: January 26, 2010, 03:29:20 am by Hungry »
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4819 on: January 26, 2010, 03:26:58 am »
haha! i got what i really wanted!

Your wish is granted but the image is inside your... rear entrance.
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# PowerGoal49, SCREAM BALL, (Future): Trolls take the captives and see if they can throw them all the way over the chasm to each other.
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Hungry

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4820 on: January 26, 2010, 03:30:45 am »
You anti wish is granted, you lose your lime-aide.

I wish for zombie plague outbreaks.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4821 on: January 26, 2010, 05:07:45 am »
wish granted but the zombies are actually friendly and are all polititions.

I wish for a ghost ship with no ghosts still in it.
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# PowerGoal49, SCREAM BALL, (Future): Trolls take the captives and see if they can throw them all the way over the chasm to each other.
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SCREW EVERYTHING ELSE! I WANT THIS!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4822 on: January 26, 2010, 09:09:33 am »
Quote from: silhouette on January 26, 2010, 05:07:45 am
wish granted but the zombies are actually friendly and are all polititions.

I wish for a ghost ship with no ghosts still in it.
Granted, you now have a burning ghost ship full of volatile explosives.

I wish for something to happen.
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Hungry

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4823 on: January 26, 2010, 12:04:19 pm »
Granted, Obama reveals he's the antichrist...(look on the bright side he probably is)

I wish to pick berries in DF.
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LeoLeonardoIII

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4824 on: January 26, 2010, 02:42:36 pm »
Granted. But they taste horrible to you. Oops!

I wish we could get this funny train back on track!

EDIT: Forum rules' chilling effect caused self-censorship.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4825 on: January 26, 2010, 03:06:22 pm »
Granted it has the sense of humor of Roland Deschain

I wish my warcraft 3 skills were better

(What do you tell a women with 2 black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4826 on: January 26, 2010, 05:39:35 pm »
Granted, you are now so addicted to wc3 that you forget to stay hydrated and die.

I wish for George Carlin.
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Quote from: Sensei on June 06, 2010, 10:36:55 pm
"These humans only worship one god. Can you believe it?"
"Man, if I had to decide between the god of magma and the god of rubies, I just don't think I could handle it."

Hungry

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4827 on: January 26, 2010, 06:32:11 pm »
Granted you get George carlin, unforturnetly hes still dead, hope the graverobbing charges go well...

I wish for less free time.
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Cheddarius

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4828 on: January 26, 2010, 07:07:44 pm »
Granted. You are doomed to spend the rest of your days slaving away at breaking rocks for a few stale bread crusts a day.

I wish my mods worked.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4829 on: January 26, 2010, 09:46:39 pm »
Granted. Your "Massively Orange Destructive Snakes" do everything they are expected to. They explode.

I wish I wasnt so queasy right now.
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