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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1299603 times)

inteuniso

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4710 on: January 19, 2010, 08:31:29 pm »

Granted. You're now just a plain old pedophile now.

I wish I had some delicious CAKE.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4711 on: January 19, 2010, 09:19:20 pm »

Granted. You're now just a plain old pedophile now.

Cheddarius

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4712 on: January 19, 2010, 09:42:46 pm »

That picture, however, is.
Very much so.

I wish I had more hilarious pictures like that.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4713 on: January 20, 2010, 08:51:02 am »

Granted. You cannot stop laughing and suffocate within minutes.

Hmm... I wish I were a pokemon trainer who is immune to pokemon's attacks.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4714 on: January 20, 2010, 09:20:30 am »

Granted, but you're only a few bytes of information instead.

I wish I hOMG LOOK OUT IT'S GOING TO KILL EVERYTHING!
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kurokikaze

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4715 on: January 20, 2010, 09:40:08 am »

Granted. Now it's going to kill just you.

I want a technological singularity.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4716 on: January 20, 2010, 11:02:30 am »

Granted. Everybody turns into amazing robot geniuses.
Except you, you live in a run-down hovel in the woods.
Then the robot revolution cuts down the forest for fuel.
Then they ransack your hovel for construction materials.
Then they kill you for your molecules.

I wish movies were more convenient to see.
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webadict

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4717 on: January 20, 2010, 12:17:54 pm »

Granted. You sit closer in movie theaters.

I wish I had a monocle.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4718 on: January 20, 2010, 12:21:49 pm »

Granted you eat cake and get on your nice shirt.

I wish for people not to think im a troll on the sarah palin thread.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4719 on: January 20, 2010, 12:31:15 pm »

Granted, but the airplane crashes, leaving the dinosaur Pope ashes mysteriously pointless.

I wish you would leave the thread.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4720 on: January 20, 2010, 12:48:30 pm »

Granted I do to go play WAR and then come back.

I wish there werent any young earth creationists that were so bigoted
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LeoLeonardoIII

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4721 on: January 20, 2010, 01:22:17 pm »

Granted, they become "Younger Earth Creationists" who believe the world was created in 6 BC. This encourages a sect of "Infant Earth Creationists" who believe the world was created in 1979. This is taken to the extreme by the "Not Yet Created Earth Creationists" who believe nothing has been created yet and we're still experiencing the universe's beta testing.

I wish I had more space for craft / workshop projects.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4722 on: January 20, 2010, 04:43:57 pm »

Granted, but then your crafts come to life and start causing mischief, pinning it all on you.

I wish I knew my router password.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4723 on: January 20, 2010, 04:54:32 pm »

Granted, but then your router turns into skittles.

I wish I had more skittles.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4724 on: January 20, 2010, 05:16:06 pm »

Granted. You become that guy from the commercials who can turn anything he touches into Skittles. You shall never know love ever.

I wish I had some more Swiss Miss
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