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[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. You fall into a coma.

I wish I could daydream with my eyes open

[Cheddarius]

Granted. You dream of fell monsters, abominations from the deeps. You scream and scream but nothing comes out. You understand Cthulu and you fear his wrath as his cold, clammy appendages wrap around your throat, slowly strangling you...
Tradanbattlan has gone stark raving mad!

I wish my computer was better.

[Tradanbattlan]

AWESOME.

[100killer9]

Granted. It gains sentinence and kills you.
I wish I had a legendary dining room.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. Nobles move into your house afterwards.

I wish I had a masterwork table

[Sensei]

Granted. It menaces with so many spikes that you get maimed impailed mauled whenever you put food on it, becomes completely stuck, and there's no room for a plate. Come to think of it, how are you going to wash off that crab cake and fruit punch anyway?

I wish exporting models to the Source engine was simpler.

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted. However you still don't understand.

I wish for the infernal sound my moniter is making to stop.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. All of the fans stop and your computer catches fire.

I wish for a chance to meet people in video games, completely of my choice and not of someone else's choice.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. Everyone you meet tries to murder you and transcend life as a lowly video game character to enter Real Life (tm).

I wish cisterns were easier.

[100killer9]

Granted. Using your whole fortress as a big cistern simplifies things.
I wish the nobles would move out of my house.

[dragnar]

Granted. As a parting gift they give you cats. Hundreds of cats.

I wish I could enter and exit game worlds at will/whenever I die in-game.

[Sensei]

Granted. But exiting hardly resurrects you. Indeed, converting lost health points to grievous disfiguring injuries is not an enjoyable process.

I wish whatever happens to me as a result of this wish also happens to the person corrupting it.

[100killer9]

Granted. We both walk through a door designed to kill all with the username "Sensei".
I wish I were the moon.

[Sensei]

Granted. You get a job at Adult Swim.


I wish to be remembered in epic poems.

[100killer9]

Granted. They celebrate how epically you failed.
I wish I had some brain bleach.