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[Tradanbattlan]

Congratulations. Everyone is now lactose intolerant.

I wish my art didn't consist entirely of stick figures.

[Huesoo]

Granted they are completely made up of phalluses

I wish upon a shining star.

(Pfffft you say I can't spell when you're name is webadict)

[S.K. Ren]

Granted. I comes closer to hear your wish and lands on you.

I wish I could find a proper tutorial for making a roguelike.

[webadict]

Granted, but you have to make a choice between knowing and still having your soul.

I wish for a pool full of pennies.

(Pfffft you say I can't spell when you're name is webadict)

It's an acronym, actually. For go suck a lemon. And your is spelled without the e and apostrophe

[Lord Dakoth]

Granted, however it's an inflatable rubber kiddie swimming pool, and holds only about $100 in pennies. Then a horde of raccoons steals all of them. They would steal the pool too, but one of them tore a hole in it, crawled inside, and suffocated. Have fun cleaning up the mess.

I wish that I could work on my essay consistently, and actually finish things satisfactorily.

[S.K. Ren]

Granted. In fact, it was so good. You were asked to write a supplementary thesis on writing technique. 100 page minimum.

I wish the economy was fixed (U.S)

[Huesoo]

Granted you don't have any moonies

I wish didn't have to be a waiter anymore?

( Thank you webaddict.)

[Cheddarius]

Granted. You stop being a waiter.

Of course, you die of starvation soon after, but technically you don't *have* to be one.

I wish we had like 50% of the population in inventing/science.

[Morrigi]

Granted. In the quest for easily available antimatter, they build a particle accelerator in the city or town where you live which catastrophically explodes, destroying everything in a 10-mile radius.

I wish i had Assassin's Creed II free.

[webadict]

Granted, you steal it.

I wish I had a bomb shelter.

[dragnar]

Granted: the bomb is inside the shelter. It is a shelter for a bomb.

I wish for a copy of assassin's creed 2 for the PC to spontaneously appear in front of me.

[Huesoo]

Granted your computer eats shit and dies because of a virus

I wish birdman didnt exist

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. He is replaced by several dozen even worse "super" heroes.

I wish Spiderman would shoot webs from his butt because it's more spiderlike than from his wrists.

[Hungry]

Granted he's always had that power but his butt-web powers get neglected because in the classic spiderman he uses web shooting "bracers".

I wish for the moon.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. It crushes you daintily.

As daintily as a moon can, of course.

I wish Peter Parker's poor wrists didn't have giant holes where the web fluid cartridges went. Must have been a horrible industrial accident that caused such deep wounds.