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[Morrigi]

Granted, you don't think about it anymore, but you are rendered unconscious and in stasis for the rest of time.

And the alien meat would just be acidic... it wouldnt make my stomach explode

I wish for sashimi made from NON-TOXIC fish, with no contaminants.

[Tradanbattlan]

By "Stomach Burst Open," I was implying that you had an Alien babby in you. :/

[smjjames]

Granted, you don't think about it anymore, but you are rendered unconscious and in stasis for the rest of time.

And the alien meat would just be acidic... it wouldnt make my stomach explode

I wish for sashimi made from NON-TOXIC fish, with no contaminants.

The sashimi is non-toxic as its made from a jellyfish, but it tastes HORRIBLE!!!

I wish to, rule the world! MWAHAHA! lol.

[Morrigi]

Tradanbattan, since when does the meat of the aliens spawn the facehugger things?

Ooh, i've always wanted to try jellyfish, james...
Your wish is granted. You rule for 5 seconds, then are deposed.

I wish my friends would actually answer text messages -.-

[Cheddarius]

Granted. Every reply consists of copious swearing and soliloquys on why they hate you.

I wish more newspaper comics amused me.

[Morrigi]

Granted. If you ever read one again, you will die laughing.

I wish i had a few pounds of dry ice to mess with.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. The dry ice is sentient, and begins to mess with you before you properly protect yourself. Whoops.

I wish for some INVISIBLE INK.

[S.K. Ren]

Granted, but you spill some on your junk, becoming ridiculed by your peers and girlfriend.

I wish my favorite comic artists would work faster.

[Morrigi]

Granted, they work so fast they burn holes in the paper, then collapse and die.

I wish someone would answer my question about gouging body parts besides eyes in the modding forum.

[dragnar]

I wish i had a few pounds of dry ice to mess with.

You know, dry ice is VERY cheap. About a buck per pound. And it it very, very fun

[Morrigi]

Dry ice=pure, burning cold awesomeness

[webadict]

Granted, they work so fast they burn holes in the paper, then collapse and die.

I wish someone would answer my question about gouging body parts besides eyes in the modding forum.

Granted, but they have to go into sick detail about how they do it instead. With pictures!

I wish the two people above me would learn the rules of this thread and promptly shoot themselves for answering questions without granting wishes!

[Huesoo]

Granted they miss and kill your parents

I wish yall will be like kanye east

[webadict]

Granted, but everyone interrupts everyone else by telling them how great Beyoncé is. (And I have no patience for your misspelling)

I wish the person above would realize that by granting my wish, he would have assumed that the bullets hit the intended persons, since that's what the wish explicitly states, and is therefore a moron of enormous magnitude. And that he can't spell.

[Huesoo]

LOLLI
Granted but then a twist happens, ingles no es mi primer idioma weon culiao.

I wish people will be more tolerant.