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[Huesoo]

Granted everybody is a genuis but you are a moron

I wish THIS MAX PAYNE MOVIE WOULD GET BETTER.

[webadict]

Granted. The last second is slightly better.

I wish you had no fingers.

[Alexhans]

Spoiler: "Off topic About max payne" (click to show/hide)

I wish THIS MAX PAYNE MOVIE WOULD GET BETTER.

That's one of the worst movies I've ever seen...

and yet... I don't regret a single bit watching it.

I walked 30 blocks with my cousin laughing non-stop remembering each ridiculous moment the movie had...

Fun Movie! XD

[Huesoo]

Granted I use my toes

I wish people would learn to spell their addiction

[Morrigi]

Granted. In korean.

I wish for more carrot cake.

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted. You gain a billionth of a gram of carrot cake.

I wish for people to type correctly in this server.

[Tradanbattlan]

Grnted. Teh server is now mispeling free. But teh forims are nut.

I wish for at least a pound of carrot cake, but no more than ten pounds.
And not some super dense crumb, either.

[dragnar]

Granted: It's an entire super-dense cake. So dense it turns into a black hole!

I wish life were more interesting, but not more dangerous.

[Tradanbattlan]

Congratulations. Virtual Reality is made.
Everyone becomes so dormant while in the so very interesting virtual worlds that their bodies shut down and they die.

I wish I was better at Cave Story.

[Morrigi]

Granted, but everyone else is 5x better than you are.

I wish for at least 3 but no more than 15 pounds of carrot cake at it's NORMAL DENSITY.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

And shape.

[Hungry]

Granted but its permenantly phased in plasma form and is inedible...

I wish for a tragic end.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted   

I wish for   

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. 

I wish I wasnt so hungry, but my body wasnt changed beyond that.

[Morrigi]

Granted, but you will be trapped in a plasma bubble using parts taking from the smashed remains of the machine holding my cake hostage 

I wish there weren't so many bad high school teachers -.-'

[Halmie]

Granted. They all die. There arn't so many bad high school teachers for a day while they find even worse ones.

I wish I knew why half of teachers hate me and the other half hell like me.