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[Cheddarius]

Granted. However, hordes of other people wishing for the exact same thing who did not receive it leap upon you, tear you to shreds, and destroy the DS in the ensuing scuffle. The riot is joined by more and more people, struck by wayward blows and seeking vengeance, until it engulfs the entire city. The earth shakes and flames lick eagerly at ruined buildings as the city plunges into chaos. Soon, the entire country is consumed by the now-notorious "DS Riots of '10". The rioting masses destroy everything, causing fail-safes to fail and nuclear weapons to be launched haphazardly, igniting a new world war. WWIII razes every country to the ground. The radiation and nuclear winter that is its legacy saps Earth of the Sun's life-giving energy, killing every species on the planet. I hope you're happy. Oh wait, you were killed by the riots. Oh well.

I wish I had some pie.

[webadict]

Granted. I eat it.

I wish that the pie I ate was blueberry.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. It's blueberry. Artificial blueberry.
THE HORROOOOOORR

I wish Yume Nikki wasn't so terrifying.

[612DwarfAvenue]

Granted, but now everything else terrifies you instead.

I wish i could remember everything i ever see, without any bad side-effects whatsoever.

[Phantom]

Granted, you remember everything because your life flashes before your eyes before you are struck down by a drunk driver. Your death was the main cause, not side effect.

I wish for the great soviet union, Peoples Liberation Army, Canada, and America to have colonies out in space.

[Sixteen]

Granted. They have no air.

I wish my other computer worked.

[Strife26]

Granted. You're eventually arrested when new AI laws make forcing your computer to work and keeping all the money is legally akin to slavery.


I wish for feedback on my work!

[dragnar]

Granted: it stinks.

Granted. However, hordes of other people wishing for the exact same thing who did not receive it leap upon you, tear you to shreds, and destroy the DS in the ensuing scuffle. The riot is joined by more and more people, struck by wayward blows and seeking vengeance, until it engulfs the entire city. The earth shakes and flames lick eagerly at ruined buildings as the city plunges into chaos. Soon, the entire country is consumed by the now-notorious "DS Riots of '10". The rioting masses destroy everything, causing fail-safes to fail and nuclear weapons to be launched haphazardly, igniting a new world war. WWIII razes every country to the ground. The radiation and nuclear winter that is its legacy saps Earth of the Sun's life-giving energy, killing every species on the planet. I hope you're happy. Oh wait, you were killed by the riots. Oh well.

I wish more wishes were corrupted like this

[Armok]

Granted, the wishes and their coruptions grow longer and longer, untill the server explodes, triggering a massive tantrum spiral as peaple can't download DF. In the resulting chaos, somone pulls a lever and the world is covered in magma.

I wish ALL wishes were corrupted like that, in insanely verbose ways!

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. Note the past tense of both the wish and the reply.


I wish for 42.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. You get 42 separate cancers of the junk.

I wish deadmau5 would make more songs that I like, instead of just one.

[Rooster]

Granted, he makes songs that only you like which results in this whatever it is to be killed by it's former fans. No more songs for you.

I wish I wouldn't be a procrastinator

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted - eventually.

I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted- You don't procrastinate. Everyone else in the world does now, creating a new bar for them. Now, since you work at a super quick pace compared to everyone else, you are considered a freak. You live the rest of your life in a neat, tidy exile before you eventually kill yourself via throat papercut.

I wish I could live in Morrowind. Live, meaning not die and not kill everyone as soon as I enter and not die/kill everyone every subsequent day I'm there.

[Phantom]

Granted, although you're like a spectator in some game, and you can't do anything.

I wish for Phobos to spontaneously explodes. As long as it explodes.