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[Cheddarius]

Granted. Eventually.

I wish for more hilarious genius from LeoLeondardoIII. Ludicrously large props to that fellow on the lute thing.

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted. He will come, you wait. Oh you wait...

I wish I had a list of medieval weapons with fancy names.

[Cheddarius]

The list is one weapon long.
Bohemian earspoon.

Dang, you still got a pretty cool wish.

Anyway, I wish I was immortal.

[Phantom]

當然，但你永遠失去了，沒有意義，沒有情感，沒有生命，你慢慢停止存在，直到你是什麼。

我想對所有生命的意義。

[Sensei]

Je reve vous vennez parler en anglais.

Aussi, je reve vous voudrez au ne parler pas avec le translateur, pour vous etes une perdona-mi*.

*One who uses foreign words to sound fashionable. Italian.

[Rozenbuddy]

No wish! I know, I went to google translator.

I wish for a random sharp object.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. You receive a sharpened Bohemian Ear-Spoon.

In your ear.

<_<    >_>

Da guv'ment come fo mah teef!

I wish for a dozen dozen dozen.

[Sensei]

No wish! I know, I went to google translator.

D'oh! I used the word reve, which most directly translates to dream. There was probably a better word I could have used. But I wished phantom would stop being such a tool by using the translator to make things nobody understands or cares about.

Anyway, you get 1728 kittens. You starve.

I wish it would snow a foot or two.

[BKWM]

granted it snows two feet, drifts against where you work, you can't get out, starve and die.

I wish my friends weren't all 800 miles away.

[Phantom]

Granted, they are all on a spacecraft heading to the Andromeda Galaxy, they are now several light years away.

I wish for some steak. Ordinary steak.

[Nirur Torir]

Granted. It was cooked until it was past well done, then left out for four hours. Enjoy it.

I wish I was immensely supremely awesome.

[Cheddarius]

You were... in a past life.
Now you're paying for it.

I wish my dwarfs were smarter.

[BKWM]

They rebelled and threw you in the magma.

I wish my friends weren't on a spacecraft headed for the Andromeda Galaxy.

[Phantom]

Granted. They are now headed towards NGC 1300.

I wish for an edible ordinary steak.

[dragnar]

Granted, it is the worse steak you have ever had.

I wish I was on a spacecraft headed for the Andromeda galaxy.