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[Nirur Torir]

Granted. There aren't enough chocolate chips in it.

When the zombie apocalypse comes, I wish that I would be one of the cool zombies that nearly gets the main protagonist.

[Phantom]

Granted, but all the Bay 12 members are able to defeat the zombies, install several new goverments, and discover a cure.

I wish I worked on freighter ship as a helmsman.

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted. However, this ship is none other than Armok's Gauntlet~! Though there wasn't a test run, and you instantly plummit to the ground, and die.

I wish for ~desu~.

[Phantom]

Granted, here comes the moderator...
YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FOR DESU SPAMMING.

I wish I was on a freighter ship on the coast of Somalia as a private mercenary with an RPK Machine Gun.

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted~! However the guards on the ship kill you for being on their rivals, the Elven FreeTreeblades, so fast you have no time too shoot back. Armok knows why you joined them...

I don't go with you, because I wished for desu, meaning I only said it once, wishing someone else would spam it, but... whatever...

I wish I had every video game I wanted, and didn't have to pay, or be accused of thievery.

[Sensei]

Granted. They are now being downloaded to your hard drive. Every single one.

Some folders will have to be deleted to make room. Windows suggests you remove Win32. Continue?

I wish you would stop using tildes for weird things in your posts.

[dragnar]

Some folders will have to be deleted to make room. Windows suggests you remove Win32. Continue?

How is that corrupted? Install linux after it's done. Problem solved, games obtained.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

~Granted~

~I~ ~wish~ ~more~ ~people~ ~would~ ~succumb~ ~to~ ~the~ ~dark~ ~delights~ ~of~ ~the~ ~tilde~

~_~

[Lord Dakoth]

~Gran~ted~~~

HowEvER, thEy aLsO stArT tYpIng liKE tHis aNd uSiNG heArTs aFtEr evErYThiNg thEy tYpe <3 sO iT hURts uR eyEs <3 aND yOU slOwlY diE <3 oF blOoD loSS <3 tHroUgH uR eyEbAllS <3 jajaja <3 ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~

I wish I could get to sleep.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. You prick your finger on a spinning wheel and go to sleep for several years. You wake to find Prince kissing you with tongue. It has been some time since he bathed. The smell goes into your nostrils. It's a pretty bad situation.

I wish the Simpsons hadn't done it.

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted, AmERicAn DaD diD iT, worSe.~

I wish for the underling of the cheese to fall before the hobo's wrath!

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. It was Dr. Hobo and now you have a spoon stuck in your ear.

I wish this thread would get more replies than You Are BANNED.

[SolarShado]

Granted. It's now full of spam, just like that other thread.

I wish there was some way we could help Toady get the next release out sooner.

[dragnar]

Granted, but he doesn't want to give you the source code. You can help, he just doesn't want you to.

I wish I didn't have to take exams...

[Phantom]

Granted, you don't take the exams, but you traded your intelligence for that. Now you're basically a fruit or a vegetable.

I wish for a fruit cake. That doesn't kill, trap, or harm me in any way.