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kurokikaze

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3975 on: November 06, 2009, 05:51:52 am »

Granted. Though you occasionaly forgot about other numerical systems, and angry programmers are already knocking on your door with torches, pitchforks and trinary dumps with "4"s in them.

I wish for international magma-powered subway system deep in the crust of Earth.
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LeoLeonardoIII

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3976 on: November 06, 2009, 11:48:47 am »

Granted. Nobody can use it for anything though.

I wish we knew the update date for DF.
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kurokikaze

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3977 on: November 06, 2009, 12:17:38 pm »

Granted. Next update will be on 14:40, 20 feb 2018.

I wish for sentient Internet.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3978 on: November 06, 2009, 12:24:08 pm »

Granted, I then go on to corrupt your wish in a generic way involving Skynet.

I wish for BOOST POWER!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3979 on: November 06, 2009, 02:16:21 pm »

Granted: more accurately, you boosted skynet's power and it killed all humans with it's mind.

I wish to level up!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3980 on: November 06, 2009, 03:36:21 pm »

Granted. You are now level 15 with 8,600 experience points. Next level at 9,807,271 experience points. Want to try for level 99?

I wish that Runescape would die. And that all the obnoxious people from there would stay the hell away from Bay12.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3981 on: November 06, 2009, 03:51:09 pm »

Granted. Toady had secretly made a bet that if Runescape ever ended he would stop development on DF.

EDIT: I wish I had several, but not more than many.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3982 on: November 06, 2009, 04:31:39 pm »

Granted. Toady had secretly made a bet that if Runescape ever ended he would stop development on DF.

EDIT: I wish I had several, but not more than many.
Several of what?
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3983 on: November 06, 2009, 06:09:33 pm »

Quote from: MagmaDeath
Quote from: LeoLeonardoIII
Granted. Toady had secretly made a bet that if Runescape ever ended he would stop development on DF.

EDIT: I wish I had several, but not more than many.
Several of what?

Hahahahaha

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3984 on: November 06, 2009, 09:36:39 pm »

and another epic thread has been owned by a noob.  Tis a sad day for all bay12 members everywhere.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3985 on: November 06, 2009, 09:41:56 pm »

I wish you guys would make a goddamn wish not involving me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3986 on: November 06, 2009, 10:12:03 pm »

Granted, it involves your home.

I wish that one home we heard about was melting.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3987 on: November 06, 2009, 10:14:00 pm »

Granted. Toadys home is melting.
I wish for some fried chicken. Which is dead. And not a zombie.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3988 on: November 06, 2009, 10:15:38 pm »

(Aww, it's not fun if you grant it, it almost like corrupting your own wish.)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3989 on: November 06, 2009, 10:31:29 pm »

Granted. Toadys home is melting.
I wish for some fried chicken. Which is dead. And not a zombie.

Granted but it's fake Tofu Imatation chicken

I wish I had a Tricycle
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