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[Mathel]

Granted. You are now imperceptible and intangible to jailors. You can still be touched or hurt by anything not part of their body and anyone else can still see you just fine.

I wish for police officers to not be freaked out by a pile of insect corpses.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! They get freaked out by you instead.

I wish for prison inmates to lead a less crime-filled life.

[Ibid Straydrink]

Granted. Following its abandonment after mankind finished their foreplay with solar expansion, the moon, now host to a self-sufficient subterranean ecosystem and several derelict shipping compounds and worker domiciles, is converted into a single penal colony for all offenders, often called "Lunar Lockdown" by boomers 4.0. Lockdown is completely lawless anarchy, a brutal hellscape on a blockaded island where crime and morality do not exist, but barbarity knows no bounds. No one ever escapes.

I wish I had the magically ability to turn apples into oranges, oranges into bananas, bananas into mangoes, and mangoes into gems.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! Soon a dictator is at your door demanding your cooperation... or your head on a spike.

I wish for a single blueberry the size of the Sun. Furthermore, said blueberry is located on the Moon.

[Mathel]

Granted...
This blueberry does not collapse into a black hole, since it is actually less dense than Sol.
However, it still crushes Earth, Luna, Mars and Venus into itself, than falls into Sol, causing it to go nova. This wipes out the Solar system.

I wish for interstellar colony ships.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you get several small scale models of what a scientist believes a Interstellar colony ship will look like.

I wish for a real interstellar colony shop.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! You find yourself in a shop that advertises all sorts of products designed to make interstellar travel more comfortable. A disheveled man walks up to you and announces that you are now the owner of the shop. Furthermore, said disheveled man is retiring.

I wish to obtain a sponge.

[Ibid Straydrink]

Granted! You find yourself in a shop that advertises all sorts of products designed to make interstellar travel more comfortable. A disheveled man walks up to you and announces that you are now the owner of the shop. Furthermore, said disheveled man is retiring.

I wish to obtain a sponge.

Wish granted. You obtain a sea sponge, but it is sentient and incompetent.

I wish now was the time of the Frashokeretei and the coming of the Saoshyant.

[Mathel]

Granted. However, Frashokreti uses outdated definition of evil. Definition of good and evil varies between cultures a lot.

I wish for the structural components of this house turn into solid tungsten.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but the increased wight of the your house causes it to collapse into the sinkhole underneath it.

I wish for a thousand years of darkness!

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! However, in the very first day, you stumble over a pebble and faceplant into your shovel, thus knocking you unconscious.

I wish to obtain a bladed shovel with the word "Urist" gilded five thousand times onto its handle.

[Mathel]

Granted. You get a lead bladed shovel with brass handle, with "Urist" gilded onto the handle 5000 times. The writing is really hard to read, since brass and gold have similar colors.
Also, the shovel is unusable because it is too soft and heavy.

I wish for a new tungsten house, built on solid rock.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! However, it turns out to be on a sky island over the Pacific Ocean. Every time you try to get to it, a tropical storm steamrollers you.

I wish for an uncorruptible raspberry.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, that raspberry, while not corrupt itself, turns your town into the first Corruption biome since my meddling earlier, it will take around a week for the nearby towns to receive the corruption, but the raspberry is not corrupted and you could still eat it

I wish Gotham, along with all super-entities, are real, along with the Marvel super-entities as well

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! Chaos ensures, during which you are squashed under a skeleton's foot. Somehow.

I wish to have a resilient skeleton.