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[Ibid Straydrink]

Granted, but time beavers build a dam in it which causes time to stop.

I wish some one would stop the time beavers building the dam.

Granted. A ritual is cast to stop beaver damn building, but in turn, all beavers are damned. They become hosts of the voracious, petty, malevolent spirit of Angra Mainyu and feast on the living. Like zombies, but with a penchant for wood. Your wood.

[wierd]

I wish a wish had been stated...

[Ibid Straydrink]

I wish a wish had been stated...

Granted. This ancient forum did not fail to post my edit.

I wish that liberals and conservatives would interbreed to create the libservative master race.

[Mathel]

Granted. Their interbreeding results in Servants of the Book. (Liber-Servus) Libraries are their temples.

I wish for politics and religion to not combine into violence.

[King Zultan]

Granted, the now become more violent when separated.

I wish for 1000 eggs!

[Ibid Straydrink]

Granted, the now become more violent when separated.

I wish for 1000 eggs!

Granted. Your sexual organ transforms into a cloaca, and you lay 1000 ostrichs eggs.

I wish the sky was red.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! However, all your wish did was transport you to the Betweenlands and trigger a Blood Sky event there. Good luck! (see https://the-betweenlands.fandom.com/wiki/The_Betweenlands and https://the-betweenlands.fandom.com/wiki/Blood_Sky)

I wish for  Ibid Straydrink to be back in their own home.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted! However, all your wish did was transport you to the Betweenlands and trigger a Blood Sky event there. Good luck! (see https://the-betweenlands.fandom.com/wiki/The_Betweenlands and https://the-betweenlands.fandom.com/wiki/Blood_Sky)

I wish for  Ibid Straydrink to be back in their own home.

Granted, his house is teleported to the Betweenlands too, along with any living creatures within his house. Now everyone he lives with is here too, and there isn’t a portal back,

I wish people can mod reality like we can with games

[Ibid Straydrink]

Granted! However, all your wish did was transport you to the Betweenlands and trigger a Blood Sky event there. Good luck! (see https://the-betweenlands.fandom.com/wiki/The_Betweenlands and https://the-betweenlands.fandom.com/wiki/Blood_Sky)

I wish for  Ibid Straydrink to be back in their own home.

Granted, his house is teleported to the Betweenlands too, along with any living creatures within his house. Now everyone he lives with is here too, and there isn’t a portal back,

I wish people can mod reality like we can with games

Granted, but every few days the devs release new updates which break all the mods leading to a completely inconsistent experience, and over time most people stop playing.

I wish the SCP Foundation existed in our reality.

[Mathel]

Granted. The foundation exists, but the monsters it is supposed to hold do not. No major difference is made.

I wish to be able to jump 100m high and land safely on solid terrain from up to 200m height.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but you are only able to jump 100m no more no less, and while your protected when landing your not protected from hitting ceilings and other things when you jump.

I wish all dogs were replaced with zebras.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! Everyone is much confused, and soon you have a furious bunch of formerly-dog owners demanding their dogs back.

I wish to survive Venus (the planet).

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted. Your body is now able to withstand the pressures of Venus’s atmosphere. You are now also able to breathe/eat the gasses, you live via chemosynthesis of that atmosphere. Unfortunately, you are still here on Earth. Get to Venus within 3 minutes before suffocation/starvation, actually in around 3 seconds before you explode because of the low pressure of Earth

I wish we can safely travel in space

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! Unfortunately, only you can safely travel in space, and then only because you're a void sprite. Have fun...

I wish to be immune to death by depressurization.

[Mathel]

Granted. You are still not immune to death by lack of oxygen.

I wish to be able to survive anywhere while retaining my human form.