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[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! Unfortunately, you forgot to study magic. Maybe you ought to do that first?

I wish to be able to eat anything.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you can eat anything you could imagine, but that doesn't mean you can digest it or that it won't harm your insides.

I wish for all food on Earth to be replaced with deep fried butter.

[Mathel]

Granted. This genie has decided to not consider things still alive as food. Still, everything organic and not alive is edible for something, even if that something is a bacteria.
Everything organic and not currently alive has turned into deep fried butter. This (predictably) leads to collaps of civilisation and most ecosystems.

I wish for deep fried butter to have all the nutrients.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! However, everything alive gets horribly sick of deep fried butter and eventually starves to death. Then, the now-dead everything is turned into deep fried butter. And the cycle would continue...

I wish to disrupt the cycle of deep fried butter sickness->starvation->making of more deep fried butter->wash, rinse, repeat

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, the world is now turned into soa[
I wish the world turns back to how it was before the deep fried butter and before the soap

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! Well... everything but you turned back. You're still made of deep fried butter and soap.

I wish to make myself immune to deep fried butter sickness.

[Ibid Straydrink]

Granted! Well... everything but you turned back. You're still made of deep fried butter and soap.

I wish to make myself immune to deep fried butter sickness.

You are completely immune, but only if you consume foods deep-fried in butter, or all other foods for that matter, rectally. Fail to consume foods through your anus will cause deep-fried butter sickness, regardless of the contents.

I wish Bannerlord was completed, and the content in every regard exceeded that of Warband, regardless of price, and that my PC could play it handily.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but in order to have all the features they had to sacrifice graphics so it ends up with PS1 graphics, also it costs 400 dollars.

I wish for all Easter eggs to start screaming when found and then never stop until eaten.

[Mathel]

Granted. This includes "Easter Eggs" in games (Hidden content, often a reference to something else.). Most of them can't be eaten...

I wish for all food to scream, it's sound volume depending on it's geometric volume, while being eaten by a creature it is edible for.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! You are driven berserk by the sound of screaming croissants.

I wish for food to stop screaming.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted! All gasses scream now

I wish for sounds to be accompanied by colors and shapes, and for tastes to be accompanied by sounds, for vision to be accompanied by texture, for texture to be accompanied by smells, and for smells to be accompanied by temperature

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! The assault on everyone's senses drives them insane.

I wish for everyone to be sane.

[Ibid Straydrink]

Granted! The assault on everyone's senses drives them insane.

I wish for everyone to be sane.

Everyone is now a wholly sane, rational individual. Unfortunately, it turns out that certain nuances of what was considered insanity were responsible for creativity, philanthropy, morality, and a sense of drive. Without these insane impulses, humanity resorts to tooth-and-claw materialistic, nihilistic barbarity, and along with a myriad of other reforms, rape and raiding are not only legal, but seen as natural human rights.


I wish for everyone to be insane.

[Mathel]

Granted. As every individual's definition of sanity is slightly different, everyone is insane by someone's definition already. Other than nullifying IncompetentFortressMaker's wish, nothing happens.

I wish to be able to shoot lightning out of my toes.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however, your toes still get burned, as does your whole foot]

I wish we stop global warming