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[Naturegirl1999]

Wish granted. Then the lion challenges you to a honor duel.

Ah, it seems you missed a wish as well, now I’m not the only one, want to add a wish?

[Mathel]

Two missign wishes collapse together, creating nothing.

I wish for all instances of all viruses to sponatniously atomize themselves.

[King Zultan]

Granted, they do but they also atomize everything around them, causing the Earth to be destroyed.

I wish for a death ray.

[IonMatrix]

Wish granted.

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Have you played NetHack? Do you know that rays bounce off walls?

I wish I haven't forgot to make a wish and because of this I get a extra wish.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you didn't forget to make a wish. And no, you don't get another wish.


I wish to get off this wild ride that is 2020.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, you didn't forget to make a wish. And no, you don't get another wish.


I wish to get off this wild ride that is 2020.

granted, however, in the process you skip forward to 2045, you didn’t age, but you think a World War is going on, and you do t know where you are either, at least you know you are on Earth

I wish plants can think

[pikachu17]

Granted. No changes necessary, since they do have the ability to think, though not well.
I wish plants could think as well as humans.

[Mathel]

Granted. Plants can think as well as humans, but are not able to act upon those thoughts due to lack of musces. Nohuman or animal realises this, due to their "brains" working on totaly different principles than animal brains.

I wish to be able to switch any living human I see with any living human I heard about.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! Chaos ensues and you are murdered in a sudden riot.

I wish for Mathel to be revived.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however Mathiel is revived as the animal he hates the most, and is immortal now

I wish for the ability to hear colors, see sounds, and smell music

[Mathel]

Granted. But you can no longer see light, hear sound or smell odors.

I wish for 8472 gold coins.

[King Zultan]

Granted, they appear in your brain and you become a valuable vegetable.

I wish for coins that don't appear in my brain.

[Strife26]

Granted. They've been added to your bitcoin wallet. You don't remember how to access it, but they're probably worth either a ton of money or absolutely nothing.


I wish for a fish.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, you get two fish, your eyes fall out and each one grows to a fish the size of your upper arm. Each fish proceeds to eat a hand

I wish I know why I get the urge to rhyme, I’ve had it now for about a week of time

[Mathel]

Granted. Now you know why to rhyme you need. To insanity it drives you with speed.

I wish to be able to make better rhymes. Ones remembered till the end of times.