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[Stirk]

Cookies now cause instant death, the only surefire cure for all ailments.

I wish I was on yonder hill

[Superdorf]

Granted! You are now on yonder hill. Yonder hill proves to be rather boring, really. Why did you want to be here again?

I wish I was off yonder hill.

[Sanctume]

You are not off yonder hill, but are not stuck in the traffic of memory lane. 

I wish for drone pizza delivery service.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! A drone bearing pizza comes to your doorstep. When you grab the pizza, however, the drone goes berserk! It rams you in the head, knocking you unconscious.

I wish for a glowing orange.

[Imic]

Granted. You recieve an orange, glowing with radiation. You suffer radiation poisoning and die a hideously painful death.

I wish for full and complete control and dictation over the nature and form of my afterlife.

[Mathel]

Granted. You have also been turned immortal, but not ageless. You still age and suffer all other afflictions. You just can not die.

I wish to never biologicaly age beyond 25 years without dying.

[Enemy post]

Granted. You die immediately upon hitting 26.

I wish I had 10 dollars.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! However, the dollars are forged.

I wish to be a banker.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, every mistake you make causes an injury. Injuries don’t heal, you cannot die, and you can never leave your desk

I wish there is a tree that, when touched, wishes are granted, and each time a wish is granted, the tree grows and heals itself

[Superdorf]

Granted! The wishes are always corrupted, and the tree soon swells to dominate a significant portion of Manhattan.

I wish for a significant portion of Manhattan.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you get it right after it gets hit with a nuclear bomb, enjoy your big radioactive ruin.

I wish for six eggs.

[Imic]

Granted. They are Dragon eggs, and immediately hatch, killing You ane everyone You ever knew or loved.

I wish for the ability to transport myself into any body in any alternate Universe that can ever be perceived wigh Human mind at will.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, but every time you switch bodies, the body you left dies. There is an inter dimensional police force that deals with body snatchers that is targeting you

I wish I wish I could view past events as if I was there, without being able to change the past

[Mathel]

I wish I wish I could view past events as if I was there, without being able to change the past

Granted. You now wish to observe past events. You still are not able to alter them.

I wish to be able to forge anything.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you are able to forge anything you could imagine, but you are only able to use cheese to make the item.

I wish for Nuclear Armageddon!