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[pikachu17]

Granted. It turns out they are plotting to take over the world, and as you are tho only human who understands them, you are now their ambassador and translator. If you don’t help them, they will kill you and find a human baby to raise so they may become the translator

I wish mobile game ads would stop showing lies about what the games are

Granted. They no longer show any information about the game at all, false or not. The ads still show lies though.
I wish to become the racoon king.

[Mathel]

Granted. You become the racoon king of Australia. Soon, you are eaten by a more dangerous animal.

I wish for racoons to not threaten humans.

[King Zultan]

Granted, they all die.

I wish for dead raccoons!

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! The raccoons die. But, it turns out a necromancer was nearby and turned the raccoons into an undead army.

I wish for the secrets of legendary cheese making.

[Superdorf]

Granted! You learn the secrets of legendary cheese making. Turns out, they're pretty much indistinguishable from the secrets of regular cheese making. You are drafted into the militia shortly thereafter.

I wish for a personal army of cheesemakers.

[pikachu17]

They make terrible cheese. You didn't say they had to be good at cheesemaking after all.
I wish for a personal army of cheesemakers who are loyal to me and are quite skilled at cheesemaking.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however, one of your Cheesemaker is a cl9ne if you that shares your memories. The army is split between being loyal to you and being loyal to your clone. Civil war breaks out between them and they make pois9ned cheeses to be consumed by their enemies. The civil war then escalates, some of the poisoned cheese gets into circulation, and terrorist groups begin using them as bioweapons. Cheese is banned because of it being used as bioweapons. The whole world eventually gets caught in The Cheese War, otherwise known as World War Cheese. Eventually both armies die, along with everyone else, except you and your clone, who had immunity to cheese poisons because of the antidotes given to you by the armies before the Cheese War became widespread.

I wish sentient AIs are given human rights

[Mathel]

Granted. There are, however, no sentient AIs yet. Before they are created, this civilisation is destroyed and the law forgotten.

I wish for non-sentient AIs to also be given human rights.

[King Zultan]

Granted, its now a capital offense to smack your laptop or smartphone.

I wish everything had human rights, even inanimate things.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! However, you starve to death because you would be executed for eating anything.

I wish for a chill cat.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted. You get an ice statue of a cat

I wish there was a test for sapience detection

[Quarque]

I wish there was a test for sapience detection

Granted. You get a humanoid skull and a knife. Stab an organism to death and skin it with the knife, then compare its skull to the sample.

I wish there was a highway bridge over the atlantic, connecting Dublin to New York

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, the bridge is made of solid Radon

I wish I could see possible futures

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! However, you are now extremely insecure because you can see all the consequences of your decisions and everyone else's.

I wish for a high-strung explosive metal golem.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however the string golem explodes when it sees you, destroying you and everything within a 4000000 km radius

I wish world leaders would pay more attention to helping their citizens instead of expanding their profits