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[IndigoFenix]

Granted. However, with no Internet to distract them, they start to organize and attack people in real life.

I wish I was a dog yesterday, but will have been back to normal today.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, the change in timelines causes the original you to disappear while a new timeline is created where this happens

I wish all plants are healthy

[Mathel]

Granted. All plants are permanently healthy, unable to die. This causes trouble whenever someone wants to cut them for any purpose. They just keep regenerating. In fact, almost all of their parts do, which makes eating them a bad idea. Only fruits are as safe to eat as before. Soon, everything dependant on eating plants dies from having plants grow in it's stomach. Then thinks eating that go, etc. . Eventually, only the immortal plants live on Earth.

I wish for the plants to still be killable with fire and γ rays.

[King Zultan]

Granted, plants can only be killed by Gamma rays and fire, and one day a massive solar flare comes near Earth and kills all the plants.

I wish for Gamma Rays.

[Superdorf]

Granted! You get a box in the mail sometime containing a bunch of dead stingrays with "Gamma" painted on their backs.

I wish for a dead bee.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted. All plants are permanently healthy, unable to die. This causes trouble whenever someone wants to cut them for any purpose. They just keep regenerating. In fact, almost all of their parts do, which makes eating them a bad idea. Only fruits are as safe to eat as before. Soon, everything dependant on eating plants dies from having plants grow in it's stomach. Then thinks eating that go, etc. . Eventually, only the immortal plants live on Earth.

I wish for the plants to still be killable with fire and γ rays.

Granted, plants can only be killed by Gamma rays and fire, and one day a massive solar flare comes near Earth and kills all the plants.

I wish for Gamma Rays.

Never heard gamma rays called y rays before, though it does make sense

Granted! You get a box in the mail sometime containing a bunch of dead stingrays with "Gamma" painted on their backs.

I wish for a dead bee.

Granted you receive a dead bee, which a lot of twisted winged insects break out of, destroying the carcass

I wish people will stop killing each other

[MaxTheFox]

Granted. They can't kill each other if they are all dead...

I wish for living foxes.

[IndigoFenix]

Granted. The foxes eat you.

I wish to blow up.

[Superdorf]

Granted! You inflate to five hundred times your original size with helium. This is painful, and your gradual float into the upper atmosphere will prove rather... slower a death than you had presumably hoped for.

I wish for a canister of helium, so that I may have an obnoxious squeaky voice.

[Mathel]

Granted. You are put into a canister of helium. You shout for attention with your squeaky voice until you lose consciousness from lack of oxygen.

I wish to stand next to a closed container of 21%O₂, 78%N₂, 1%Ar.

Never heard gamma rays called y rays before, though it does make sense

In my defence, I used "γ" (small Gamma), not "y" (small Wye).

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted. You are put into a canister of helium. You shout for attention with your squeaky voice until you lose consciousness from lack of oxygen.

I wish to stand next to a closed container of 21%O₂, 78%N₂, 1%Ar.

Never heard gamma rays called y rays before, though it does make sense

In my defence, I used "γ" (small Gamma), not "y" (small Wye).

Thank you for teaching me that y and Y mean different things. After this post I will learn what wye is

As for the wish, you stand so close to the container, that when all of the gasses effusive out, you end up breathing it in, or absorbing it. You don’t move at all, so the argon gradually accumulates, as do the other gasses

I wish I could synthesize amino acids in the air at will

[Superdorf]

Granted! You can do that. However, you can only do so in Olympic-swimming-pool-size quantities, and you must do so directly over your own head. It's a rather... sticky process.

I wish for a large mug filled to the brim with chocolate mousse.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, the mug is filled with chocolate scented hair styling product
(I learned that this word mousse has over 4 noun definitions and 1 verb dedicnition. So I picked one of the noun definitions)

I wish I can see proteins with the naked eye

[Mathel]

Granted. You can now see proteins that have the naked eye. But you can not see proteins that have clothed eye or no eye at all.
(I know you meant without any devices, but I found this interpretation funnier.)

I wish to have in a bottle an eye of a dead dragon.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you have a dragon eye in a bottle and a very angry dragon ghost that goes around your house and knocks all your shit down constantly and keeps you up at night with its ghostly noises.

I wish for zebras.