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[Kagus]

Granted. However; changing climate patterns result in a slight breeze, and all the wizards are promptly slain. The world is depopulated.


I wish it didn't always have to be like it do.

[pikachu17]

Everything is swirling chaos, since you didn't specify what 'it' was, and I had to make sure your wish was granted.

I wish everyone was grammatically correct all the time.

[CABL]

Granted, but no Earthly language will evolve from now on, meaning that no new scientific terms and concepts will be written down into dictionaries or understood.

I wish for a horse named Glitterhoof to win the 2020 USA elections as a Democrat nominee, then slowly replace the USA population with sentient horses.

[Kagus]

Granted. After a brief period of quadrupedal enlightenment and a considerable popularity boost for veganism and animal rights, US politics begin to completely deteriorate as every single decision is ended with an overwhelming vote for "neigh". Porn gets weird.



I wish there was more to life than baked beans and video games.

[pikachu17]

Granted. After a brief period of quadrupedal enlightenment and a considerable popularity boost for veganism and animal rights, US politics begin to completely deteriorate as every single decision is ended with an overwhelming vote for "neigh". Porn gets weird.

Why is there a popularity boost for veganism and animal rights? Horses are quite willing to eat eggs, insects, and kill small animals for their bones, and can be trained to eat meat; Why would horses want animal rights for any animal but themselves?

I wish there was more to life than baked beans and video games.

There are now unbaked beans.

I wish there was more to life than beans and video games.

[CABL]

Granted. As one wise dwarf once said, "Life is, in a word, volcanoes."

I wish my neighbors to stop blasting shitty Russian EDM.

[pikachu17]

Granted. They blast shitty German EDM instead.

I wish there was more to life than beans, video games, and volcanoes.

[CABL]

Granted. Like another wise dwarf once said, "Life is, in a word, death."

I wish to taste some delicious smocked hamberders.

[pikachu17]

You get some artistic hamberders.

I wish there was more to life than beans, death, video games, and volcanoes.

[scourge728]

You get some artistic hamberders.

I wish there was more to life than beans, death, video games, and volcanoes.

There are now board games

I wish there was more to life than beans, death, video games, board games and volcanoes.

[Superdorf]

Granted. As Benjamin Franklin once never said, "Only six things are certain in life: beans, death, video games, board games, volcanoes, and taxes."

I wish this wish string would stop before it gets out of hand.

[scourge728]

Granted. As Benjamin Franklin once never said, "Only six things are certain in life: beans, death, video games, board games, volcanoes, and taxes."

I wish this wish string would stop before it gets out of hand.

Granted it stops for a few seconds, but it then immediately continues
I wish there was more to life than beans, death, video games, board games volcanoes, and taxes.

[HmH]

I wish there was more to life than beans, death, video games, board games volcanoes, and taxes.

Granted.
Creating New World (120543 Rejected)

I wish that any and all of my wishes, including this one, were impossible to corrupt.

[pikachu17]

They are impossible to corrupt for people that don't have internet.

I wish that everyone had internet, and then HmH's wish was re-granted.

[wierd]

Granted. Everyone has internet now, but this has just further devalued the actual worthiness of discussion online, and increased the number of spammers and scammer by at least an order of magnitude.

Additionally, HmH's wish is granted a second time. Now, because his wishes are uncorruptible, he must spend a literally infinite amount of time to carefully craft "Perfect wishes", meaning he is unable to realistically formulate even a single one before he will die of old age.

I wish for the wish dolly to start granting all wishes assigned to me. (props to the Olgaf readers out there)