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[Eschar]

You are cooked alive in oil.

I wish for a good Lost reboot.

[pikachu17]

You are transported to inside the show. You die on the first episode.

I wish I had a Snickers bar.

[Puppyguard]

Granted. But now whenever you are hungry, you turn into a genocidal warmonger.

I wish I was better at pixel art.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you become the best pixel artist ever, but you now at suck at everything else.

I wish for a lovely bunch of coconuts.

[Mathel]

Granted. They look really lovely. They are unfortunately empty.

I wish to be indivisible.

[drilltooth]

Granted, on a conceptual level you can no longer be seperated into parts. Good luck if you ever need medical assistance!

I wish everyone a happy new year!

[wierd]

Granted. To assure maximum happiness potential, you have been translocated to farout. 

We hope that your new year's resolutions were sensible ones.

I wish the natives weren't so restless tonight,

[King Zultan]

Granted, they decide throw wild parties on every night but this one.

I wish for all eggs to be replaced with golf balls.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. All that which would otherwise hatch from eggs, now hatch from Golf balls.
Including mammals. (I don't know the specific word for internal eggs, but you get the idea.)


I wish for all eyes to be replaced with oranges.

[CABL]

Granted, but the oranges grow up and turn into humanoids. The orange humanoids manage to take the top government positions and enslave the humanity. Oh, and they like to wear toupees.

I wish I could unsee Roblox goatse.

[Puppyguard]

Granted. You are now blind. And have amnesia.

Granted, you become the best pixel artist ever, but you now at suck at everything else.

I wish I didn't suck at everything else, but was still the best pixel artist ever.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you are now the very best at Pixel Art.
But it goes highly unnoticed by most people, and those that notice it never seem to appreciate what you do.


I wish I had some form of talent that I could exploit.

[MrLurkety]

Granted, you are now the very best at Pixel Art.
But it goes highly unnoticed by most people, and those that notice it never seem to appreciate what you do.


I wish I had some form of talent that I could exploit.

Granted. You have the talent to shovel crap out of horse stables really quick, but get covered in feces while doing so.


I wish for nested statements.

[GPeter]

Granted, but I don't know what a nested statement is.


I wish I was better at MOBA games

[Mathel]

Granted. Your skill at Multiplayer Online Battle Arena games rises by the exponent of 3. So does everybody else's. So while you are objectively better than before, the difference between you and other people has increased.

I wish to have pyrokinesis abilities, fully controled by me.