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[hops]

Granted. You're Wishmaster, strongest of the Nightmare Knight's Disaster Masters. Some bunnies beat you up and you get sealed away.

WWUD if he wished he was at the right thread?

[Maximum Spin]

I should get back into that comic. The last thing I remember is when they had to detour to the Punisher Pumice set to exchange wands.

Um, I mean, your wish crossed over two threads, causing the forums to collapse into a singularity! The death toll numbers in the alephs.

I wish that the cardinality of the reals were aleph-null.

[Sir Elventide]

Turns out that your wish has already been granted since number sets such as integers count as real numbers and therefore can be counted to infinity. This thread kills you for wasting its time

I wish to be (much) better at math.

[FallacyofUrist]

Granted. You're so good at math that you solve P=NP and break encryption, transforming the world into a dystopia.

You've been tasked by the last remaining government to devise a new encryption to save privacy from the super-hacking enabled by P=NP.

What do you do?
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I wish I could wish a fish upon a blackstar.

[King Zultan]

Granted, there is now a fish on top of a copy of the album Blackstar by David Bowie.

I wish for fish.

[Mathel]

Granted. You get an anglerfish in your aquarium. It dies from decompression.

I wish for a magicarp.

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted.

"Greetings, I am the omniscient Carp Magi. HaBRHBRBHRLGLGLGLG"

The magicarp murders you, as carp are so driven to do.

I wish for a computer that doesn't suck.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you receive a Commodore 64, as it was considered a good computer in the 80's.

I wish for a zebra.

[CABL]

Granted. You get a photo of Marty from Madagascar animated movies. He's a zebra, if you don't know.

I wish to be as swole and ripped as the guys in this video.

[pikachu17]

You get swollen from wasp poison, and ripped apart by Cougars, which is even more swole and ripped than them. Is not you genie an overachiever?

I wish I had a wingglider.

[MrLurkety]

You get swollen from wasp poison, and ripped apart by Cougars, which is even more swole and ripped than them. Is not you genie an overachiever?

I wish I had a wingglider.

Granted. It's a shoddy one, and breaks as soon as you take to the air - waiting, of course, until you are above some hard materials.


I wish that x+y = x, no matter what x is, and no matter what y is.

[pikachu17]

In order for that to happen, everything is zero. Congratulations, you destroyed the world!

I wish the world had not been turned into zero.

[Dunamisdeos]

Wish granted. The world was turned to pasta. All things are now various intricacies of pasta.

I wish for some tomato sauce.

[KittyTac]

Granted. A tanker truck full of tomato sauce is unloaded on top of your head.

I wish for kittens.

[Mathel]

Granted. You get attacked by 4 Dinofelis kittens. Then their mother comes and eats you.

I wish for Mars to have 20547Pa of O₂ and 79346Pa of N₂ added to it from non-terran sources.