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[MrLurkety]

Granted. You turn into kittens.

I wish to have my regeneration speed multiplied by 20, and the regeneration to gain 100% accuracy.

Granted, but you get a head wound and amnesia. (Memories are not physical things.)


I wish for an axe.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you get one can of axe body spray.

I wish for a weapon.

[MrLurkety]

Granted, you get one can of axe body spray.

I wish for a weapon.

Granted. It's made of gallium.


I wish for cheese.

[Tomasque]

Granted. You have 5 molecules of cheese.

I wish to be able to survive on the molecular scale.

[KittyTac]

((@MrLurkety: Aren't memories physical because brains are physical?))

Granted. Now you are permanently on the molecular scale.

I wish for kittens.

[PTTG??]

Granted. The genie uses internet parlance, so it's actually several adult tigers.

I wish that the next wish is granted in full, without corruption or perversion, in accordance with the wisher's stated and implied desires. Furthermore, the wish will be interpreted in the language used by the wisher, and in general will improve the circumstances of the wisher according to a reasonable, neutral third party. Corruption of this wish, whatever form it takes, will not impact the targeted wish.

[Mathel]

((While memories are physical, they are the way neurons are connected in brain. While the regeneration would restore the neurons, it makes sense that it would not reconnect them.))

Granted. It has to be granted by PTTG?? without using an online translator.

Ni méra ana her- nique- angaina ecet.

[PTTG??]

This may take some time, but OK.

In the meantime, I wish that everything currently considered French belongs to me. The citizens of France are welcome to live there, but they do pay rent to me.

[KittyTac]

Granted. Everything currently located in France is teleported into your house. Degenerate matter is formed due to the compression of matter, blowing up your house.

I wish for kittens.

[MrLurkety]

Granted. Everything currently located in France is teleported into your house. Degenerate matter is formed due to the compression of matter, blowing up your house.

I wish for kittens.

Granted, the kittens are made of sentient fire.
They are very cuddly.


I wish for a bagel.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you get a bagel that has been aged for 400 years in a wooden box.

I wish to have a zebra.

[Lunardog15]

it is a tabby cat
I wish to have all wishes resolve in cat

[pikachu17]

All wishes take part inside cats. The cats explode if the wish is not a small one.

I wish for a cat treat.

[MrLurkety]

All wishes take part inside cats. The cats explode if the wish is not a small one.

I wish for a cat treat.

Granted, but a cat eats it.


I wish for an axe made of cheese

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
But someone eats it

I wish for some water in a spaceship