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[KittyTac]

Granted. A dump truck full of books is unloaded above your head.

I wish for a cannon that shoots indestructible kittens.

[Mathel]

Granted. The kittens are indestructible, not immortal. They suffocate due to high wind during flight.

I wish to have a shield made of paper coated with undeformable metal.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
just be careful that the shield has a habit of catching on fire randomly

I wish for disease to disappear forever from this moment onward

[KittyTac]

Granted. Disease disappears. We must be thorough in ensuring that it does not evolve again. All microbes, including algae, disappear, collapsing the ecosystem.

I wish for a top-end computer.

[Rockeater]

Granted, being the computer the computer above all others on earth, you get the computer on SOHO, It's create major problems in reaserch of the sun.

I wish for better internet connection.

[CABL]

Granted. Your Internet is 500 Mb/s (63 MB, with rounding up), but only for 15 minutes. Also, Comcast wants 59.99$ from you for using their "Turbo-Internet" function.

I wish I knew what to buy on the incoming Steam Sale other than The Witcher 3.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but you don't have enough money to buy all the things you want.

I wish for zebras.

[Mathel]

Granted. A herd of zebras appears inside your house, filling it up. As many zebras as that takes. Every room in the building is has as many zebras, as will fit without them being on top of each other.

I wish to have 5 immovable rods outside of my body.

[Manly_Dorf]

Granted. You will be trapped inside the cage made of those rods for the rest of your life(not very long).

I wish for a spaceship capable of flying at light speed.

[Dunamisdeos]

The next time you visit an ATM, it does not deposit cash. Instead, it slowly prints a sticky yellow slip with a detailed depiction of a spaceship in pencil. After a few moments, the note accelerates instantly to the speed of light, causing an impressive amount of localized destruction before it disintegrates. Postocalypse has not forgotten it's children, nor its banishment.

I wish for maybe a nice chicken dinner, there's not much to snack on in here.

[Rockeater]

Granted, because of your power it becomes post-it notes the moment you touch it, not that tasty.

I wish I didn't thought on how post-it notes clothing would work

[pikachu17]

All your memories are removed. You become a stereotypical JRPG character.

I wish I could turn anything I wanted into gold, but only things I wanted to turn into gold.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
I also gave you a major addiction to turning things into gold.

I wish to add 60 more earth years to my lifespan

[KittyTac]

Granted. 60 years are added to your lifespan, but then 60 years are subtracted, leaving your lifespan unchanged.

I wish for kittens.

[Mathel]

Granted. You turn into kittens.

I wish to have my regeneration speed multiplied by 20, and the regeneration to gain 100% accuracy.