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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1298165 times)

Leodanny

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26115 on: May 16, 2018, 11:39:27 am »
Granted. Instead, every gets so annoyed of your long winded things that they ban you.

I wish for good lsdkkwsmskqmaksksmwma potatoes
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26116 on: May 16, 2018, 01:14:03 pm »
Granted, your potato lsdkkw!smskq//m545ak7&sksmwma -4$%/436hni [data corrupted]  -55/ all life on the planet has been extinguished.

I wish for a new backscratcher.
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FACT III: "All life begins with Post-it notes and ends with Post-it notes. This is the truth! This is my belief!...At least for now."
FACT IV: SPEECHO THE TRUSTWORM IS YOUR FRIEND or BEHOLD: THE FRUIT ENGINE 3.0

Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26117 on: May 16, 2018, 11:15:41 pm »
Granted. It is a skeletal arm. From real human bones.

I wish for success on today's test.
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The shield beats the sword.
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Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
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Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26118 on: May 17, 2018, 05:12:37 am »
Granted, but instead of success you get failure.

I wish for a fish.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Gigabytebob

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26119 on: May 17, 2018, 06:53:08 am »
granted but it pulls you into a river and kills you

i wish for biological immortality
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Turn those goblinoid uglybolds into adorable cutebolds

Imic

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26120 on: May 17, 2018, 08:22:05 am »
Granted. When the universe ends, you are still there.
The universe ending also hurts a lot.

I wish that I was quoted.
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26121 on: May 17, 2018, 10:29:29 am »
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 08:22:05 am
I wish that I was misquoted.

Done.

I wish that the Raven be quoted.
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The shield beats the sword.
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 29, 2017, 08:26:45 am
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 19, 2019, 11:45:12 am
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Quote from: Eschar on December 09, 2020, 12:51:58 am
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26122 on: May 17, 2018, 10:31:12 am »
Quote from: Mathel on May 17, 2018, 10:29:29 am
the Raven

I wish I had a better wish planned.
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CABL

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26123 on: May 17, 2018, 12:44:26 pm »
Granted. It's an insanely NSFW wish, which gets you banned.

I wish to have a very high IQ in order to understand Rick & Morty.
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King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26124 on: May 18, 2018, 07:58:35 am »
Granted, but even with a high IQ you still can't understand Rick & Morty.

I wish for the sun to explode.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

KittyTac

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26125 on: May 18, 2018, 08:28:04 am »
All copies of the newspaper The Sun explode rather harmlessly.

I wish for kittens.
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Quote from: King Zultan on April 13, 2018, 05:09:09 am
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26126 on: May 18, 2018, 10:14:31 am »
Granted. Kittens are somewhere. None are near you at the moment.

I wish that every kitten gets a chicken today.
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The shield beats the sword.
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 29, 2017, 08:26:45 am
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 19, 2019, 11:45:12 am
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Quote from: Eschar on December 09, 2020, 12:51:58 am
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

Dunamisdeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26127 on: May 18, 2018, 01:46:37 pm »
The kitten and chicken alliance eventually conquers the world. Their fowl stench permeates everything.

I wish for a giant, robotic Colonel Sanders to deliver us from this menace.
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Lunardog15

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26128 on: May 18, 2018, 03:50:44 pm »
congrats the cats hack it and now rule the world
I wish cats had opposable thumbs 
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Quote from: Lunardog15 on May 09, 2018, 05:38:45 am
everything is fine
 everything is on fire
I see no difference between these two phrases.
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MrLurkety

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26129 on: May 18, 2018, 11:44:47 pm »
Quote from: Lunardog15 on May 18, 2018, 03:50:44 pm
congrats the cats hack it and now rule the world
I wish cats had opposable thumbs
Granted but cat anatomy is really weird know.
They also have thumbs on the rest of their body. Including the inside.

I wish for cats to no longer have opposable thumbs.
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