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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1294542 times)

Dunamisdeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26025 on: May 04, 2018, 02:13:23 pm »

You are your own worst enemy, says Philoso-genie! You throw a pair of dice into a die mold and then eat it, dying forthwith.

I wish for some pepsi.
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King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26026 on: May 05, 2018, 08:25:45 am »

Granted, but it's flat.

I wish for a door.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26027 on: May 05, 2018, 08:49:56 am »

Granted. There is now a door through your ceiling.

I wish to be strong enough to lift 1 Mg (Mega gram) of mass in Earthen surface gravity.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26028 on: May 05, 2018, 08:59:00 am »

Granted,
You so strong that you accidentally cause many times.

I wish to re-spawn in a safe place every-time I die.
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CABL

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26029 on: May 05, 2018, 12:26:46 pm »

Granted. The so-called 'safe place' is a house with no doors, windows, or even canalization! Oh, and the walls and the floor are made from unique chromium/steel alloy, so good luck trying to escape!

I wish to be more creative when it comes to building stuff in Terraria.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26030 on: May 05, 2018, 01:14:20 pm »

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Granted,
You so strong that you accidentally cause many times.

I wish to re-spawn in a safe place every-time I die.
I cause what many times?))

Granted. You are so creative that you think up things impossible in the game. Then you get sad, because you can not create them.

I wish to be a dragonborn. Does not matter whether a Skyrim or a D&D one.

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Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26031 on: May 06, 2018, 08:52:26 am »

Granted, you are a dragonborn, but your adventures are cut short when you take an arrow to the knee.

I wish to find the Holy Grail.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Ultimuh

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26032 on: May 06, 2018, 08:57:34 am »

Granted.
However. You chose.. poorly.


I wish for another 80's movie reference.
« Last Edit: May 06, 2018, 09:00:59 am by Ultimuh »
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Lunardog15

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26033 on: May 06, 2018, 03:34:06 pm »

granted you have contributed to the bunnies biomass

I wish for all the kittens in the world ^-^
« Last Edit: May 06, 2018, 03:35:53 pm by Lunardog15 »
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26034 on: May 06, 2018, 06:54:22 pm »

Granted, a catsplosion occurs....(a nuclear one)

I wish to be less depressed!

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Lunardog15

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26035 on: May 06, 2018, 07:05:36 pm »

congrats you are now covered in a catsplosion  but hey you are happy now tho it is starting to get hard to breathe

and I wish for a CATapult that flings the kitten but will not hurt the kitten
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everything is fine
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I see no difference between these two phrases.
only at modded hell does this make sense

Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26036 on: May 07, 2018, 12:54:04 am »

Granted. The CAT'o'pult does not hurt the kittens. The rock wall, into which they are hurled, however DOES.

I wish to be on the other side of said wall than the kittens.
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

Rockeater

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26037 on: May 07, 2018, 12:57:41 am »

Granted, the sheer amount of kittens lunched at the wall get it to fall on you.

I wish to be behind the CAT'o'pult
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26038 on: May 07, 2018, 01:03:14 am »

Granted, but you get distracted by the wall eating its lunch of kittens and accidentally tie yourself to one, causing you to be launched at the wall.

I wish for the CAT'o'pult to be replaced by a CHEESE'o'pult (it's cheese instead of kittens.)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26039 on: May 07, 2018, 01:05:36 am »

Granted, it trow cheese violently at kittens.

I wish the cheese would break apart mid trow
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.
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