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[Puppyguard]

Granted, spring no longer exists.

I wish for a massive statue of me to be created in every city.

[pikachu17]

All of humanity is crushed. You are among the fatalities.

I wish I was on the ISS when that happened.

[Ultimuh]

Granted.
The statues however were so large that you too, were crushed.



I wish for Puppygard's wish to be invalidated.

[King Zultan]

Granted, the statues can't be in every city if the earth is not there, so the earth is teleported in to deep space, where we all freeze to death.

I wish we could survive the cold that comes from the sun no longer being near us.

[pikachu17]

Instead, we are crushed by a black hole.

I wish I was Shiva.

[Madman198237]

Granted. You are an attempt at making a laser-powered hydrogen fusion device.

You do not work, are incredibly expensive to run, and are probably going to be obsoleted by the ITER.


I wish for a working version of ITER.

[Enemy post]

ITER is successfully designed, but it's done in Dwarf Fortress by someone who refuses to share how he did it.

I wish I could speak German.

[King Zultan]

Granted, butt now the only language you can speak is German.

[CABL]

Granted, butt now the only language you can speak is German.

*picardfacepalm.jpg*

Since the genie above didn't wish for anything, I'll go ahead.

I wish to stop being so self-loathing.

[Gigabytebob]

granted but now you loath everyone else and everyone else loathes you

i wish i had a pizza that infinitely generated more slices and it was meat lovers pizza

[Rockeater]

Granted,you suffocate under the infinite pizza generated.

I wish I had extra 10 ordinary earth years to my life.

[Leodanny]

Granted, but you are so bored that you end up committing suicide.
I wish I were a human Potato

[King Zultan]

Granted, you are a potato and have all the ability that a potato has such as siting around and doing nothing.

I wish that potatoes were able to move on their own.

[KittyTac]

Granted. A potato rebellion happens.

I wish for kittens.

[Rockeater]

Granted, they killed by the potatoes.

I wish hot oil was poured on the potato rebellion