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[pikachu17]

An Elder God notices your wormholes, and arrives to enslave the human race.

I wish the Elder God let me be free.

[Sanctume]

You are given free will by the Elder God Armok. 

An overseer designates some digging, someone (not you) dug and causes to flood your dwelling with magma.

[pikachu17]

I wish everyone remembers to make wishes, including me.

[blazing glory]

Granted, however everyone forgets to write them down.

I wish my facial hair grew in an even pattern.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but if you ever shave your facial hair, you will lose both eyes.

I wish there were more pixel artists on bay12.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. Everyone on Bay12 is a pixel artist.
But you do know what they say about quantity over quality, right?



I wish people would give a bit more thought to what they wish for.

[KittyTac]

Granted. This thread becomes boring.

I wish that Roblox would be considered a crime on par with assault.

[Baffler]

Granted. It falls out of favor rather quickly, as few people are both willing and able to take actual action to protect it, and it is shortly forgotten.

I wish I was a faster learner.

[KittyTac]

((Roblox being forgotten was my intention. That wasn't a corrupted wish, it was a fulfilled wish.))

[Pancakes]

Granted. You are now a member of your school's track team.

I wish cars were living creatures.

[Ultimuh]

((Roblox being forgotten was my intention. That wasn't a corrupted wish, it was a fulfilled wish.))

((It will never be forgotten if you keep mentioning it in this thread.))

[blazing glory]

Granted, but they are unable to act, doomed forever to have their bodies driven around by flesh creatures until sweet destruction.

I wish I had a better body, this one is kind of worn out.

[KittyTac]

((Roblox being forgotten was my intention. That wasn't a corrupted wish, it was a fulfilled wish.))

((It will never be forgotten if you keep mentioning it in this thread.))

((Won't make a difference, it still has a player base. The only way to destroy it is to play digital hardball on the servers.))

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

The better body is a T-Rex. You are captured, killed, and dissected.

I wish for the ability to throw apples with pinpoint accuracy at any target I wish.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but you can only do this three times a day and no one is impressed by your talent.

I wish it wasn't so hot.