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[Rockeater]

Granted, after easter the economy collapse from all the eggs people bought

I wish to not get involve in april fools jokes

[Asin]

Granted, you will be involved in other practical jokes however.

I wish to become a god of chaos and destruction.

[Gigabytebob]

granted but the god of law an creation cancels out your powers

I wish dwarves are more intelligent

[KittyTac]

Granted. That stupid thread about ethics pops up again.

I wish for a single, living kitten.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but it is in a different country.

I wish for pie.

[Asin]

Granted, your pie is made with expired ingredients.

I wish there were more dwarven subraces.

[KittyTac]

((You got ninja'd)).

[Mathel]

Granted. There are 3 new castes of dwarves in DF. Male and Female version of a caste, which has the size of dwarf but is human in all other aspects. (Born without beard, do not cave-adapt, no martial trance, etc.). The third is a caste, which has only a male variant, they are only half the size of regular dwarf and all like to sing. They are not good at combat though.

I wish for pi.

[KittyTac]

Granted. A giant π falls on your head.

I wish for kittens.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. But you must also take in puppies.

I wish for fewer puppies

[Puppyguard]

Granted, they all leave you and you die cold and alone.

I wish for more puppies.

[King Zultan]

Granted, puppies start spawning everywhere and never stop spawning, eventually covering the entire earth killing every one.

I wish for every one to get free beans.

[wierd]

Granted. Your misuse of "everyone" is interpreted literally. Every number 1 is now permanently slathered in beans.

I wish to know if I could be even more pedantic.

[Mathel]

Yes you could. But I shall not tell you how.

I wish to have puppy repellent.

[Imic]

Granted. It's so strong and poweful, no living creature can come anywhere near you anymore.
I wish that Puppyguard was god.