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[Puppyguard]

Granted. It's in the middle of your brain. I don't need to tell you what happens next.

I wish for a third eye that isn't in my head or any vital organs.

[Dunamisdeos]

Granted. It's in the middle of your brain. I don't need to tell you what happens next.

I wish for a third eye that isn't in my head or any vital organs.

You immediately combust as punishment for not granting the previous wish. When the ashes clear, there sits a charred apple with 3 eyes.

I wish for an egg roll, and some spicy mustard.

[Puppyguard]

You immediately combust as punishment for not granting the previous wish. When the ashes clear, there sits a charred apple with 3 eyes.

I believe you misunderstand, I am using his quote as my granting.

Granted, both of the following items are replacements for your eyes.

I wish there would be no misunderstandings.

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

Granted. No-one misunderstands anyone else. That is due to the fact that no-one can communicate any more

I wish for a 1 inch radius steel ball to appear one foot directly in front of my head.

[TheRedwolf]

The steel ball appears when you are crossing a wooden bridge, collapsing it.


I wish to be transported into a video game

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

Granted. the video game is dwarf fortress.

I wish for the earth to grow in size by 50% while leaving mass unaffected.

[TheRedwolf]

The size increase offsets the moon’s orbit, causing the moon to crash into the earth.

I wish to travel back in time

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

You travel back in time one second, intersecting with and killing your previous self, causing a paradox that implodes the universe.
I wish for two wishes

[TheRedwolf]

asking for two wishes overloaded the matrix causing the system to crash. Error 404: wish count exceeded. File corrupted.



I wish to be bulletproof

[Rockeater]

Granted,a shadowy organization kidnap you and cut your skin to make light bulletproof vests.

I wish for a new car.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but it's stolen.

I wish for a eggplant.

[CABL]

Granted. You get a picture of eggplant emoji on your desktop which you cannot change. Your partner thinks it's disgusting and breaks relationship with you.

I wish to be healthy again.

[Mathel]

Granted. You become healthy again, but the person closest to you recieves all your medical problems with double the severity.

I wish for (steel weave + soft under layer and over layer) clothing to be commonly available in clothing stores.

[TheRedwolf]

It is, but is much too expensive to afford.


I wish for a crossbow that shoots poison arrows

[Gigabytebob]

granted but the arrows die mid air and do nothing

I wish for world peace