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[Rockeater]

Granted, You are arrested for burning pikachu17

I wish I had a shield made from fire resistant non toxic metirial

[Puppyguard]

Granted, you have a shield made of bone. Your opponent has an acid thrower.

I wish for a cookie made of bronze.

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

Granted. The cookie is microscopic, and you quickly loose the cookie.

I wish for the ability to alter reality at will, with the limitation that I have to make a conscious effort to manipulate reality and that i know all repercussions from altering reality in that way before altering reality in that way.

[Dunamisdeos]

You misspell reality as realty, in the same WAY THAT YOU USED LOOSE INSTEAD OF LOSE you MONSTER.

As a result the genie gives you the ability to alter the intrinsic price of real estate with a clear understanding on how it will affect the universe. This is limited to one square inch a day.

I wish for a one-inch house in addition to the home I live in now.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, it's made of your heart tissue.

I wish for entertainment.

[Dunamisdeos]

Your head explodes violently, showering everyone at the grocery store with gore, brains, and confetti. They later recall the incident as "strangely entertaining".

I wish for a new water jug for my desk.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but the moment you place it on your desk it shatters and water goes everywhere.

I wish for no one to die from dehydration.

[Puppyguard]

Granted. Your name is changed to 'No One' and you die from dehydration.

I wish for inspiration.

[Rockeater]

Granted,You inspierd by a troumatic event to become a seirial killer but arrested before the first death.

I wish for insiration that won't invovlve harming anyone.

[Mathel]

Granted. Someone, somewhere sires someone, without harming anyone using vowels. You never get to meet the any of the people involved.

I wish for a pair of gauntlets fitted for me and made of martensitic stainless steel.

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

Granted. However, the steel is a foot thick, so the gauntlets are now stuck.

I wish for no wishes.

[IndigoFenix]

Granted.  You are completely sapped of all ability to desire things.  Because you can no longer want anything, you can no longer accomplish anything and are doomed to spend the rest of your life in a state of static mediocrity.

I wish for a well-trained octopus.

[Magistrum]

Granted.
That's it.


I wish for his octopus to forget it's training.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but you become the octopus.

I wish for a third eye.

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

Granted. It's in the middle of your brain. I don't need to tell you what happens next.

I wish for an apple.