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[Sir Elventide]

Granted, you received an empty cardboard box with the words 'Playstation 4' written on it with red paint.

I wish that I can draw a pretty princess.

[Ibid Straydrink]

Granted, you received an empty cardboard box with the words 'Playstation 4' written on it with red paint.

I wish that I can draw a pretty princess.

Granted, but you can only draw princesses of the race of crawling horrors that peopled the jungles of the Taklamakan and preyed on curious apemen 10 million years ago.

I wish I were the blood-soaked prophet of a Pagan god!

[CABL]

Granted. You get burned by the ACE.quisition for spreading the lies of a false God.

I wish ACE. defeated grisha5 and became the new main God of Bay12.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, but he is struck down by TOADY ONE THE GREAT the true god of Bay12, for his sins.

I wish life was easier.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you go in to a coma, because life is easier if you cant do any thing.

I wish that there were two moon orbiting around the earth.

[Mathel]

Granted. A second moon, as heavy as Luna now orbits Earth at a polar orbit.
There are massive irregular tides now. All seashore cities are often flooded.

I wish for Luna to not be commonly called "the Moon".

[IndigoFenix]

Granted.  It is now called "Your Mom".  Stupid jokes become much more common.

I wish that a sl

[KittyTac]

Wish Genie did not understand your wish. He assumes that you want an asteroid falling on you for some reason.

I that the word for the thing we wish in this thread was replaced by .

[pikachu17]

  granted.

I  people would stop replacing  the word  with something else.

[Dunamisdeos]

Granted. has replaced his own name with .

I  that  would stop playing pictionary with our words.

[CABL]

Granted. They stop playing pictionary (whatever that is) and start playing dictionary. Now the English language is  !

I for      .

[Mathel]

The  does not understand you, so he replaces your face with  .

I wish for this thread's language to become english, rather than emoticons.

[Dunamisdeos]

  ,  .    .

   

[Rockeater]

  ,    English.

I wish emoticons would no longer exist.

[Dunamisdeos]

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