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[IndigoFenix]

Granted, you know know how to spell the words "in English".  No other effect occurs.

I wish for a perfectly ordinary, edible potato to appear on my plate.

[Rockeater]

Granted, an ordenary potat shows up, with two poisend ones that you can't tell which is which,and you have to choose one.

I wish no one died from poisend potato.

[KittyTac]

Wish granted. Nobody dies from poisend potato. People still die from poisoned potatoes.

I What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo. that the word for thing that we corrupt in this thread was replaced by What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[Mathel]

There is no wish in the previous post, just 2 copies of a weird rant about gorilla warfare.

Edit: Was notified about previous post

        Granted. But it is shortened to "Rant about Gorilla sniper".

I Rant about Gorilla sniper  to be immune to biological toxins.

[KittyTac]

((There was a wish. It is buried in the two rants. To recap, the wish was about the word "wish" to be replaced with rants about gorilla warfare. You didn't grant it at all. Do it.))

[Imic]

((DO IT))

[Rockeater]

Granted,pepole find out and you get kidnaped for verius experemant and die in the process, but hey life expectency increased in 10 years so that a plus.

I What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo. that we didn't replaced What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo. with a text that long.

[Mathel]

Granted. It is now replaced by "-*+*48".

I -*+*48 that there are no more wishes affecting language after this one.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, there are no more wishes affected by language, but there are still -*+*48s affected.

I -*+*48 that any renamings of 'wishes' and '-*+*48s' can only be up to two words long.

[Dunamisdeos]

Wish Genie has no idea what the fuck is going on so he just has you pummeled to death by a rented gorilla and calls it a day.

I wish gorillas could talk.

[Rockeater]

(I had a plan for that wish )
Granted, they get the intelegence and ability to speak and conqer earth, have you heard on planet of the apes.
I wish for a more intresting job

[Puppyguard]

Granted, you train sentient gorillas to kill people. Eventually, they rebel and take over the earth.

I wish for a new keyboard.

[Mathel]

Granted. It is one of those crazy ones.

I wish for this computer to start up properly when the power button is pressed, without requiring further imput.

[pikachu17]

Wish granted. However, "start up properly" is interpreted as "start up by killing all humans". Humanity is extinct, and is partially your fault.

I wish I survived this as a unkillable monster, and then turn back into a normal human, by my definition of normal human.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but your unkillable monstrous form was a massive planet eating monster which ate the earth allowing you to survive.
You transform back into a regular human in space, causing you to suffocate.

I wish for a new keyboard that is no different from my current one.