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[pikachu17]

(But if I moved at the speed of light I would be the same size as the universe)

[Ultimuh]

((One don't simply shout OBJECTION! Once the judge have declared his verdict.))

[Puppyguard]

(But if I moved at the speed of light I would be the same size as the universe)

(If you truly moved at the speed of light your body wouldn't be able to handle the stress. Your wish did not include resizing so you'd still be the same size, merely magically able to move unnaturally fast.)

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, but the cookies have raisins and chilli peppers in them.

I wish I had legal ownership of the number 2 and all of it's multiples, and automatically got a $2 copyright payment from the world governments every time they used the number 2 or any of it's multiples in any way, such as finances or education, but since I am a nice person, private use by civilians is untaxed.

[wierd]

Granted.

Due to an oversight at the patent office, you are granted a patent on this number and its multiples, but when it comes time to defend it in court, it is struck down with prejudice, leaving you penniless due to the oppressive court costs.  You never actually got to collect even a single payment.

I wish I would stop getting sleepy (without being dead, undead, or transformed into something nonliving.)

[KittyTac]

You're now in a coma.

I wish I never missed my schedule on SGs.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, You spend every waking hour typing updates. This leaves you no time to do anything else.
Like eating. You starve to death but your ghost remains, still trying to make updates with its incorporeal hands.

I wish for inspiration.

[bloop_bleep]

(But if I moved at the speed of light I would be the same size as the universe)

(If you truly moved at the speed of light your body wouldn't be able to handle the stress. Your wish did not include resizing so you'd still be the same size, merely magically able to move unnaturally fast.)

(In fact, if you suddenly began moving at (or very near) the speed of light, your atoms colliding with the air at relativistic speeds would initiate a fusion reaction that would likely destroy the whole city. Here is an example of something similar, but with a baseball.)

[Cyne-Wulf]

((Yeah, at 0.81c any impact is indistiguishable in energy release from an equal mass of antimatter.))

[wierd]

I would think that relativistic movement in atmosphere would be MORE energetic than just dropping an anti-baseball on the ground would be... There is all that energy in the momentum of the ball that has to be conserved. (It would take asstonnes of energy to get a baseball to move that fast.)

[KittyTac]

I would think that relativistic movement in atmosphere would be MORE energetic than just dropping an anti-baseball on the ground would be... There is all that energy in the momentum of the ball that has to be conserved. (It would take asstonnes of energy to get a baseball to move that fast.)

You couldn't technically drop it on the ground before it blows up and levels most of the city, mind you.

[Ultimuh]

(Please take this to another thread, and let the rest us make/grant wishes.)

[CABL]

Granted, You spend every waking hour typing updates. This leaves you no time to do anything else.
Like eating. You starve to death but your ghost remains, still trying to make updates with its incorporeal hands.

I wish for inspiration.

Granted. Jack The Ripper is your inspiration. Hopefully you'll have some !!FUN!! before going to jail!

I wish you could dual-wield one-handed guns in 3D Fallout games.

[wierd]

*there is no such thing as a one handed gun!! Maybe a ray-gun or something, but anything with recoil will be bad.*

Your wish is granted. Your sole survivor ends up wasting whole clips shooting at air as their aim gets blown way off from recoil. Also, it depletes your stamina bar when you try.

I wish i may, I wish I might, I wish I was a star tonight.

[KittyTac]

You turn into a literal star, somewhere in space. You have to spend millions, or even billions of years just looking at space.

I wish I could code for crap.