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[TD1]

Granted. Everyone has it. It is even easy to use, you just have to imagine yourself using it. But, you, being mortal, by definition can not.

I wish to be able to harness the power of imagination of mortals.

Granted. You are able to harness imagination, but it requires imagination to work. Being mortal, your imagination is instantly harvested on use, rendering the ability useless.

I wish for Mathel to cease being mortal so he can use it.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted. Everyone has it. It is even easy to use, you just have to imagine yourself using it. But, you, being mortal, by definition can not.

I wish to be able to harness the power of imagination of mortals.

Granted. You are able to harness imagination, but it requires imagination to work. Being mortal, your imagination is instantly harvested on use, rendering the ability useless.

I wish for Mathel to cease being mortal so he can use it.

Granted mathel is now immortal but he paid for it by dropping his ability to think anywhere near as deeply or creatively as he once did making his new found powers almost useless to him

[Cyne-Wulf]

Granted, but the subject who you are allowed to practice these fantasies on is distinctly not the sex/gender/species/condition of bodily functions you are after.

I wish that Ultimuh has to be nice to people for his next 2 wish grants, and then is as aggresively nasty as he can be, but he cannot grant, wish then grant his own wish, being nice to himself.

Being Pansexual and willing to go at most things of remotely humanoid shape I assume you just shoved jellyfish into my pants :<

I covered all the bases so it didn't matter what you were into, you didn't get what you're into. It might be a dead jellyfish.
It was easy to corrupt, but a pain to type on a tablet...

[Paxiecrunchle]

Anyway, I wish I had more money via legal and non lethal means precisely 100$ worth.

[Mathel]

Granted. You now have 100$ worth in Uzbekistanien Tiyins. 100USD is 809004 Uzbekistanien Soms, 1 Tiyin is 1/100 Som. So you now have 8090040 of 1 Tiyin coins in your house.

I wish to have my creativity back while still being truly imortal (not just unaging).

[Ultimuh]

Granted. However because I am supposed to give nice wishes, I must be nice to everyone else as well.
Therefore, a compromise between everyone go about their lives without you interfering with your creativity and being truly immortal.

You are indefinitely stuck in your own home, having all the amenities available to accommodate your every need. But you cannot communicate with anyone outside.
An internet simulation have been set up on your computer just for you, since you are not allowed to actually communicate with people.


I wish for an end to these niceties I grant people.

[AzyWng]

Granted. Instead of niceties, you grant meanties. Big meanties.

Soon people start being mean to you in return. Very mean. Shotgun-to-the-head mean.

I wish people would stop lusting for revenge.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted. All people are now married to revenge, and therefore, by the stand-up-comedy rules of marriage, no longer lust for it.

I wish everybody was kung-fu fighting.

[Ultimuh]

Granted.
All the kids are now fast as lightning. And quite frankly, it's a bit frightening.


I wish for someone to continue the current wish granting.

[GigaGiant]

Granted. Someone will definitely do that. Not me, though.

I wish that I could wish for infinite wishes.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted, however all wish genies have gone on strike and are now no longer able to grant your infinite wishes.

I wish the genies would stop striking.

(gAME OVER?)

[pikachu17]

Instead they get a home run in baseball.

I wish I was slightly more strong than I am.

[GigaGiant]

Granted. You can now lift about 0.1 grams more. Don't show off too much, tough guy.

I wish that I was slightly smarter.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. You are now slightly smarter.. Than a trout.


I wish I was slightly taller.

[Maximum Spin]

You roll a 6 and turn into a redwood tree.

I wish everyone but me turned into trees.