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[Ultimuh]

Granted, the world enters a new ice age.


I wish most animals (and Humans) would quickly adapt in order to survive in this Ice Age climate.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but the animals adapted faster then we did and took our place at the top of the food chain and are hunting us to extinction.

I wish for the climate to go back to normal.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted. Averaged over the totality of the Earth's existence thus far, "normal" is either way too cold or way too hot. We're still kinda trying to figure out which one actually dominates, but either way humans and probably most forms of modern life are extinct.

I wish for the climate to go back to the way it was yesterday, and continue down its previously expected path from there.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. But Trump is still president of the US and Net neutrality is still endangered.


I wish for the new DF version world gen I am currently genning, to be stable and not crash.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, Dwarf fortress is now the only game you can play that feels original. All other games feel soulless and repetitive to you.

I wish for a literal keyboard.

[Gigabytebob]

granted the keyboard's notes is a women saying literal at different pitches

I wish for a holy crusade to drive the elves out of our dwarven land

[Ultimuh]

Granted, the elves are driven out. But they return in greater numbers.
Their military might vastly outnumber yours.



I wish for an early 1-week vacation.
I don't feel like going to work for a while.

[Gigabytebob]

granted the place you work at burns down you are now without a job

I wish for the might of ARMOK

[Puppyguard]

Granted, ARMOK smashes your puny body.

I wish for a board with several keys shoved into it.

[Mathel]

Granted. You get a wooden board with extremely sharp metalic note keys stuck into it. You cut yourself while picking it up. Your severed arms sail off at an arc.

I wish that the elvish military gets ambushed by a Bronze Collosus.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but they tame it!

I wish for the ability to re-attach lost limbs, without bleeding out.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted, but those limbs have a habit of popping back off at unfortunate moments.

I wish that we could just send ISIS and The KKK to mars and forget about them.

[Mathel]

Granted. We can send the Ku-klux klan to Mars with the Egyptian goddess of rebirth (Isis/Eset). We then proceed to forget about them, but they do not forget about us. Years later (But not many), the Martians (KKK worshipping Isis) come back and wipe out all Terrestrials.

I wish to send Ares with Spartans to Mars (planet).

[Puppyguard]

Granted... you forget about them for a year. After which, They come back with advanced technology and dominate the earth.
ninja'd.
Granted, They take you with them as they teleport to mars. You suffocate with them.

I wish for my limbs to stop popping back off at unfortunate moments.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, but those limbs have a habit of popping back off at unfortunate moments.

That would be an amazing party trick.