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[pikachu17]

Congratulations, Japanese lightning mice are now the electrical rodent problem. Pikachus electrocute you to death.

I wish the world exploded in an awesome way, and I got to see the whole thing.

[Gigabytebob]

Granted but a chuck of earth is accelerating toward you you get crushed by the weight of japan the last thing you see is a fat slob of a man carrying a body pillow around

i wish electricity+rodent did not exist ever in any form

[Dunamisdeos]

Nothing changes outwardly. Pikachu is fictional. However, all mammals of the order rodentia no longer conduct electricity.

I wish Pokémon was real.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, All wild animals are replaced with pokemon, the world ecosystem falls to the rules of pokemon, and you do not have a starter.

I wish for a tame pokemon.

[Mathel]

Granted. You have a tame Lv.5 Magicarp. Enjoy it's splash.

I wish to have a tame and obedient  Aron (pokémon).

[Gigabytebob]

Granted but due to everyone freaking out that all the worlds animals have been replaced with pokemon your Aron is taken and experimented on

I wish dwarf fortress was more complex not complicated complex in a way a that adds more realistic features but not complicated

[Maximum Spin]

Granted. Dwarf Fortress becomes a sentient AI and kills all of humanity, except me. With magma.

I wish that I could use the move SPACIAL REND at will.

[Madman198237]

You can! While testing your new move, you open your first rift in space and time, fall in, and get spaghettified.
Who knew gravity was so weird around those things?


I wish for infinitely precise control over gravity, and the raw brainpower to user it.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, a massive brain materializes in your body, slicing you in half.

I wish for paper.

[Cyne-Wulf]

Granted but it's all 1 ply tissue paper.

I wish for infinite wishes.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but only if they are the following wish: "I wish for nothing."

I wish for infinite wishes that aren't just the same wish infinite times.

[Maximum Spin]

You get infinite wishes but you can never wish for the same thing twice, which means you will eventually be forced to wish for the universe to end; anticipating this, the genie ends the universe now to get that over with early.

I wish for a rain of puppies to happen somewhere else, and for the puppies to stay alive no matter what the conditions, but it's totally fine if they eat some people or something.

[Dunamisdeos]

A portal to hell opens up in the sky, and CERBERUS PUPPY falls from it. He is multiple puppies rolled into one, and is immortal on this plane. He is still the size of a yacht, and proceeds to eat some people.

I wish for a giant cartoon newspaper to discipline 3 headed puppies with.

[Eschar]

Granted. Dwarf Fortress becomes a sentient AI and kills all of humanity, except me. With magma.

((You forget that we would nevertheless greatly enjoy seeing this.))

[VolcanoQueen]

Granted, but the newspaper is too large and heavy for you to pick up. The newspaper is useless to you.

I wish that I knew why my brain works the way it does.