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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24840 on: November 06, 2017, 07:54:33 pm »
You successfully do that, but the toast was made of uncontaminated neutronium, so you die.

I wish for a Best American Revolution.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24841 on: November 06, 2017, 07:55:36 pm »
Granted. Best America was in fact Canada all along! Who would have thought?
(It is, after all, still located on the North American continent.)
And it is the greatest country to live in right now!

I wish Best America (Previously named Canada) would stand the test of time.

* Ultimuh shakes fist at TalonisWolf

Granted, you burn up instead of choking.

I wish a slow painful end to all ninjas.

DAMNIT!
* Ultimuh pouts and leaves the thread for now.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24842 on: November 06, 2017, 07:57:28 pm »
Quote from: Ultimuh on November 06, 2017, 07:55:36 pm
Canada [...] is the greatest country to live in right now!
haha, cute
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24843 on: November 06, 2017, 07:58:21 pm »
Quote from: Maximum Spin on November 06, 2017, 07:57:28 pm
Quote from: Ultimuh on November 06, 2017, 07:55:36 pm
Canada [...] is the greatest country to live in right now!
haha, cute
Well it would have been if I wasn't ninja'd.

edit: Let's just move on from the last wish posted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24844 on: November 06, 2017, 11:11:57 pm »
I wish I had time to read this whole thread...
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24845 on: November 07, 2017, 12:59:03 am »
Granted. You become a NEET.

I wish my brother would stop being a NEET.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24846 on: November 07, 2017, 01:19:09 am »
Granted, your brother will be dead instead!

I wish someone would make a Labyrinth themed wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24847 on: November 07, 2017, 04:19:55 am »
Granted...

I wish the above poster had to escape a Minotaur.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24848 on: November 07, 2017, 04:25:42 am »
I meant the movie, but okay...
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24849 on: November 07, 2017, 10:37:31 am »
He escapes a Minotaur, and tricks you to going in the labyrinth. You are now dead, dead, dead.

I wish I had a parachute.
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« Reply #24850 on: November 07, 2017, 10:54:01 am »
Granted, but some one has cut all the cords.

I wish for a rainbow to appear over my house.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24851 on: November 07, 2017, 10:55:20 am »
The rainbow is actually a swarm of aliens! They kill and eat you, then use your corpse to further their evil schemes!

I wish I had a working parachute.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24852 on: November 07, 2017, 10:59:01 am »
Granted. Your parachute has a job at the local McDonald's. Still no cords though.

I wish for good luck!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24853 on: November 07, 2017, 11:15:04 am »
An assassin sent to kill you has good luck, and shoots you from three miles away.

I wish Best America would be bad again.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24854 on: November 07, 2017, 11:45:08 am »
Granted. Canada is now literally the most hellish place on earth.

I wish i was entirely indefatigable
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