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[Madman198237]

Granted, however within two hours the thread dies because nobody wanted to deal with the exponential expansion of wishes to be tracked.

Oh, and your mind was poisoned by all the corruption, and you are sucked into the Warp by a Sith Lord who got angry because you stole his Magic Ring of +inf Evildoing.

I wish for a Magic Ring of +inf Evildoing.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted,

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however within two hours the thread dies because nobody wanted to deal with the exponential expansion of wishes to be tracked.

Oh, and your mind was poisoned by all the corruption, and you are sucked into the Warp by a Sith Lord who got angry because you stole his Magic Ring of +inf Evildoing.

I wish for a Magic Ring of +inf Evildoing.

Granted, The ring is sapient and evil though as well asunco-opertive and soon being a magical artifact completely takes over your mind. You become a slave of the ring.

I wish to get my memories back from any re-setts in this timeline.

I wish that everyone else remembered my alien lover.


lets see if the thread really does die in two hours.

[Madman198237]

Granted, you get your memories back from any re-setts. Since a re-sett doesn't exist, nothing happens.

Granted, but the horror is so great that all forget again immediately after.

Granted, but because it's NOT A WISH, there will be corruption for you, you INSOLENT FOOL. You demanded THREE WISHES per corrupted wish, and yet did not use them all, therefore you shall DROWN IN THE WISHES, and must reply to all of them.

I wish for evil.

I wish for good.

I wish for purple.

I wish for horrors.

I wish for eldritch.

I wish for eldritch horrors.

I wish for more time in a day.

I wish your wish would be reversed before our collective sanity reaches all-time lows for B12.

I wish to be in Middle Earth, in the height of its greatness.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted, you get your memories back from any re-setts. Since a re-sett doesn't exist, nothing happens.

Granted, but the horror is so great that all forget again immediately after.

Granted, but because it's NOT A WISH, there will be corruption for you, you INSOLENT FOOL. You demanded THREE WISHES per corrupted wish, and yet did not use them all, therefore you shall DROWN IN THE WISHES, and must reply to all of them.

I wish for evil.

I wish for good.

I wish for purple.

I wish for horrors.

I wish for eldritch.

I wish for eldritch horrors.

I wish for more time in a day.

I wish your wish would be reversed before our collective sanity reaches all-time lows for B12the world.

I wish to be in Middle Earth, in the height of its greatness.

You know you are supposed to only incorporate ungranted wishes, right, theres no rule in the new system hta either allows or requires you to post more than three wishes if someon posts less than three wishes. I wished for ''up too three wishes', not explicitly for three wishes.

Anyway,

1. Already granted as Evil already exists/
2. dITTO.
3. GRANTED IN THE SAME WAY AS ONE AND TWO.
4. You are given a cute normal puppy named Eldritch.
5. some weirdo drops two Eldritch Horror board games at your door https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/146021/eldritch-horror therefore you now have two Eldritch Horror's
6. ALREADY GRANTED ,as the length of the day day shifts through the year and overall lengthens over the years hence when you die each that day will have been longer than when you were born due to the slowing of earths rotation. http://www.answers.com/Q/Is_the_rotation_of_the_earth_speeding_up_or_slowing_down?#slide=2
7. Granted now he reverse of my last wish is true and people can make up to negative three wishes meaning that making zero wishes is now a valid option as zero is between 1 and -3 wishes.
8. You are transported to the top of middle earths tallest greatest mountain, have fun breathing up there.

[Puppyguard]

(taking your last wish.)
Granted, Middle earth encases you, putting you in it.

I wish to be a massive space kraken that destroys planets.

[Gigabytebob]

granted but space krakens cant breath in space

i wish all the bugs in dwarf fortress were cured

[Maximum Spin]

Granted, but it works out exactly the same as when people try to cure cancer here: the most efficient way is to annihilate the host.

I wish, uh... green?

Yes. I wish green.

[kingawsume]

Granted: now you only see green things.

I wish that The Man Who Didn't Shoot (the British soldier who could have shot Hitler) shot.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, he shot into the air.


I wish for a handful of blueberries. Just regular blueberries.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you have them but they are locked in a safe that you don't have the combination to and by the time you get it open they will have rotted.

I wish for some thing interesting to happen some where close to me.

[Gigabytebob]

granted your house burns down

I wish mars could be terra formed in a week

[pikachu17]

It could be, but there are no longer any sentient beings to do so.

I wish for green eggs and ham, sam I am.

[Gigabytebob]

granted but you do not like them here or there not in a house or with a mouse or in a box not with a fox not in a car or in a tree so sam-i-am leaves you be

I wish dr Seuss was still alive making books

[kingawsume]

Granted, but Dr. Seuss is a zombie amd only makes zombie related novelets.

I wish people would stop arguing about consoles vs. PC

[Puppyguard]

Granted, now they're arguing about phones. It quickly turns violent as they begin hurling the opposition's 'inferior phones' at eachother.

I wish for delicious food.