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[KittyTac]

Granted. He feels great about being buried in kittens.

I wish for MOAR KITEENZ!!!1!!!11!111

[Maximum Spin]

Granted. You are abducted, humanely euthanised, and preserved in ether by cat alien scientists from an alien cat planet as part of their "Sapience: How Not to Do It" museum exhibit.

I wish more pikachus would rain on everybody.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, everybody is rained on by pikachus. They electrify everyone and stop their hearts.

I wish the pikachus that killed everyone would become vulnerable to electricity(whilst still being able to produce it.)

[Maximum Spin]

Granted. Much like a human hand seizing while gripping a live wire, it turns out they reflexively produce more electricity when shocked. Within hours, the Earth is paved with a new surface of roasted pikachu. And it's still growing, as pikachu is still raining from... somewhere. The universe is doomed!

I wish to cover this unsightly mess up with a rain of Steelix.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but they keep raining down causing the earth to be paved with a new surface of unroasted steelix.
And it's still growing because magic that's why. The universe is doomed again!

I wish to cover this shiny mess by pressing the reset button.

[Maximum Spin]

Okay! The thread resets to right when you were about to be killed by ponies. There is a moment of confusion while you take in your new temporal surroundings, and the ponies press the advantage.

I wish to escape the ponies.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, you escape by pressing the reset button resetting to the point where you are being hunted down by me.

I wish to properly press the reset button resetting everything.

[Gigabytebob]

Granted we are now in empty space before the big bang

I wish there was a planet populated by fantasy races

[Dunamisdeos]

Granted. Unfortunately, the fantasy belongs to H.R Giger. Horror ensues.

I wish I was in Hobbiton.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, your innards and body parts are all over Hobbiton.


I wish for everyone on B12 to have a Jolly Good Halloween. Whatever that entails.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, everyone on Bay12 has a wonderful halloween, So much so that this thread is dead for six months.

I wish for the above wish to be granted a second time.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted. As a result, the thread remains dead for another six months until it's Halloween again and the wish is possible.

I wish to know what events of significance will occur over that next year, even if they're terrible.

[TalonisWolf]

Granted, but you're unable to in any way prevent or even use to your advantage this foreknowledge. You watch all the horrors of the next year helpless to do anything before they happen...

I wish my wishes could be granted.

[Sir Elventide]

Granted. However, since you wished for something that will happen anyway this forum will put a random curse on you for wasting its time.

I wish to pimp slap the Hulk

[Maximum Spin]

Granted, but you're unable to in any way prevent or even use to your advantage this foreknowledge. You watch all the horrors of the next year helpless to do anything before they happen...

I explicitly said I was okay with that though.