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[pikachu17]

Granted. However this 'better' wish si for you to die in a horrifying explosion. Boom.

I wish I had a javelin, or two.

[TD1]

Granted, precisely two javelins. One for each eye.

I wish that wishes were horses.

[pikachu17]

This thread now has many, many horses, but no hay at all. They all die, and the thread stinks of their corpses so much no one uses the thread.

I wish I had a Mohawk.

[Maximum Spin]

Sorry, no, too many gross horse corpses. One of them is now on your head, because your wish became a horse. It's a tiny horse, though, so that's okay.

I horse for a swarm of wishflies.

[pikachu17]

Because you didn't wish for anything I lock you in the thread with the horses. Happy?

I wish for a Mohawk.

[Ultimuh]

Sorry, no, too many gross horse corpses. One of them is now on your head, because your wish became a horse. It's a tiny horse, though, so that's okay.

I horse for a swarm of wishflies.

Because you didn't wish for anything I lock you in the thread with the horses. Happy?

I wish for a Mohawk.

The swarm of Wishflies are swarming around Pikachu17's new mohawk.
The mohawk is in outer space, and by the extension of that, so is Pikachu17.
They and the wishflies perish from rapid asphyxiation.

I wish horses, all horses, was made of cotton candy.

[Dunamisdeos]

Your wish is granted. During a rainstorm. The screams are horrible.

I wish for an afro.

[Stirk]

Granted. It is attached to a severed head.

I wish that everyone would have perfect fashion sense.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. The clothing industy collapses. Despite knowing exactly what socks to wear, you cant find anyone selling them.

I wiah dogs would get along flawlessly even if theyre strangers to one another

[Dunamisdeos]

All dogs immediately organize into a military force. Humanity surrenders in weeks, because their enemies are all such good boys yes they are who's a good boy it's our new Overdoge he's a good boy.

I wish to be voted in as the new Overdoge.

[Gigabytebob]

Granted. but since you an ancient meme no one cares about you and you are ignored an overlord of nothing

I wish I had the power to create and destroy worlds at will

[pikachu17]

Granted. However, you must be on the planet you are creating/destroying.
Since it's impossible to be on a planet before you destroy it, and destroying a planet you're on is not fun, this isn't very useful.

I wish I an awesome goatee.

[VolcanoQueen]

Granted, you are an awesome goatee.

I wish I was the Overdoge, and that the Overdoge wasn't an ancient meme no one cares about.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, you become the meme overdoge, and spam your picture EVERYWHERE.
And people hate it. You are quickly swarmed by protesters who throw rocks at your house. You die from starvation.

I wish for an awesome game.

[Dunamisdeos]

OVERDOGE PRIME II: THE AWESOME GAME IV is actually a terrible game, but we do not contradict our Overdoge. You are required to play it forever as punishment.

I wish for a time machine to go back in time and stop E.B's wish from enslaving humanity.