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[Ultimuh]

Granted. You own a castle made of rotten apples.

I wish everyone got a slice of cake, cause it's my cakeday.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, everyone gets a slice of cake, but unfortunately a few hundred people fall into sugar comas due to the incredible sweetness of the cake.

I wish this entire thread was alive and would post on its own.

[spazyak]

The thread becomes alive for some time until it dies of old age

I wish the thread would be necro'd

[Imic]

Granted. By the time it's necroed, you are dead, dead, dead.
I wish that Maximum Spin realised that I WAS THE FREAKING TOWN, NOT A RANDOM TOWNIE!!!!!

[pikachu17]

He does, just in time for you to become a townie.

I wish I was the best writer in the world, and there were at least a million writers in the world.

[Dunamisdeos]

There are now 7.51 billion writers on Earth. All of them have different opinions, and not one of them can see that you are in fact objectively the best.

I want to be the very best, like no one ever was.

[pikachu17]

No was ever the best, because no-one existed before you. Enjoy Limbo!

I wish I had foam sword.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, But it's magically sharp, making it a regular sword with the appearance of foam.

I wish to be the best, like no one ever was.

[pikachu17]

Granted, But it's magically sharp, making it a regular sword with the appearance of foam.

I wish to be the best, like no one ever was.

((How is that a corruption? Now I can kill my enemies with a seemingly harmless sword!))

[Dunamisdeos]

Granted, But it's magically sharp, making it a regular sword with the appearance of foam.

I wish to be the best, like no one ever was.

((How is that a corruption? Now I can kill my enemies with a seemingly harmless sword!))

Surprise! The handle part is also magically sharp.

I wish for a medal.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted, But it's magically sharp, making it a regular sword with the appearance of foam.

I wish to be the best like no one ever was.

((How is that a corruption? Now I can kill my enemies with a seemingly harmless sword!))

It's a corruption because most people who want a foam sword want one so as to avoid cutting things and people...

[Maximum Spin]

I wish that Maximum Spin realised that I WAS THE FREAKING TOWN, NOT A RANDOM TOWNIE!!!!!

(I wish to clarify, I realised that, they just lynched you anyway.
When I used to play Mafia at another forum, we used to regularly lynch a particularly non-playing member in the first turn to avoid the high chance of killing someone useful. )

[Mathel]

Granted, But it's magically sharp, making it a regular sword with the appearance of foam.

I wish to be the best, like no one ever was.

Granted. You are the best by killing all the rest. No one was ever the best like that.

I wish this thread to stop quoting pokémon season 1 intro.


EDIT:
Sorry, did not notice your wish there, because ýou failed to corrupt the previous one

Granted, But it's magically sharp, making it a regular sword with the appearance of foam.

I wish to be the best, like no one ever was.

((How is that a corruption? Now I can kill my enemies with a seemingly harmless sword!))

Surprise! The handle part is also magically sharp.

I wish for a medal.

Granted. It is an ununpentium medal.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted. As a result, you change into a digital champion to save the digital world. Everyone agrees that the pokémon theme song was better.

I wish to become a butterfly, riding on the glittering wind, and come and see you right now.

[Pearofclubs]

Granted!
Although, you do forget all unnecessary things, because there's no time for fooling around.
And as a butterfly, all those memories of your life as a person are pretty unnecessary.
I wonder if you'll reach the skies...?

I wish I could fall asleep. ( Too easy I know. I work nights though, so it's a legitimate wish )